Kazuha: what
Beidou: see
Beidou: told you we have a son
Ningguang: I didn't think you were actually telling the truth
Kazuha: why can't I leave
Jean: I locked the leave feature because this is technically a school project
Kazuha: for the entire school?
Zhongli: The entire school is like 50 people
Xingqiu: 45
Lumine: wait how do you know that
Chongyun: he wrote fanfic of everyone in the school
Aether: WHAT
Ei: I'm gonna regret this so much but
Ei: Did you write any of me and the new kitsune chick?
Xingqiu: @Yae Miko
Ei: NO DON'T-
Yae Miko: That's spicy
Yae Miko: blackmail time bby <3
Venti: Ei is dying in the corner now
Xingqiu: As she should
Ei: I will murder you
Chongyun: no
Xingqiu: <3
Kaeya: if I have to say this one more time I will chuck half the school through a window
Kaeya: stop flirting in the school wide dm
Diluc: oh look
Kaeya: don't say it don't say it
Diluc: someone's feeling jealous that he can't say three words to a fucking doll
Albedo: Don't call me a doll
Albedo: At least I have feelings
Kaeya: EYYYY
Albedo: shut up
Kaeya: ok
Qiqi: Does anyone have any...
Kazuha: what
Qiqi: I forgot
Klee: QIQI IS LOOKING FOR PINEAPPLES 🍍
Venti: why
Xiao: to hit you in the head with obviously
Xingqiu: enemies to lovers arc
Xiangling: I thought you wrote a XiaoVen fluff arc
Xingqiu: I wrote an enemies to lovers one of them too
Xiao: what the fuck
Qiqi: Where can I find pineapples
Ganyu: School cafeteria, there's a girl with purple hair sitting at one of the tables doing homework. Ask her to help you, her name is Keqing, tell her I sent you
Qiqi: Thank you cocogoat
Ganyu: Please don't call me that
Keqing: why is there a child with purple hair bothering me
Tartaglia: I just realised
Tartaglia: Keqing and Qiqi have very similar hair colours
Tartaglia: Except Qiqi's hair is paler, like someone added blue to her hair
Zhongli: Ganyu's hair is blue
Xingqiu: The fanfic I wrote where Qiqi is GanQing's child is coming true
Keqing: Get ready to die
Ei: Let me join you
Lumine: Why is Xingqiu breaking the record for most death threats in a day
Aether: You should be breaking the record
Lumine: how dare you
Lumine: it doesn't count if it's the same person, who happens to be your sore loser brother that you beat 24 times at Mario Kart
Aether: start running
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact's School Project Chatfic
FanfictionIn a last ditch effort to control his chaotic students, the principal of Genshin Impact's high school got Jean to put all 45 high school students (almost no one else wants to join because they're all not normal) into a group chat. However, from the...
