Diluc: let me get this straight
Aether: 90% of us are gay
Diluc: let me get this gay
Mona: better
Diluc: kaeya has a job?
Mona: yep
Diluc: as what?
Xiangling: Xiao's punching bag
Tartaglia: wait you weren't there, how do you know?
Xiangling: I wasn't there because I accidentally dropped my phone into soup
Xiangling: But I know because Xiao and I are in the same dorm
Chongyun: He's been dragging Kaeya into the living room and beating the shit out of him every day
Venti: somehow he's still getting his homework done, helping me with mine and showing me affection every day <3
Xingqiu: @everyone get yourself a boyfriend like Xiao
Chongyun: ahem
Xingqiu: I already have one 💗
Chongyun: yay
Diluc: @Xiao can you send me a video of you beating up Kaeya
Venti: he's too busy punching him to take a video
Diluc: can you take a video for me?
Venti: wine
Diluc: understood
Venti: mydrinkingbuddyisdying.mp4
Diluc: blackmail material
Venti: where's my wine
Diluc: I'm outside your dorm door holding it
Venti: coming
Xiangling: a blackmail trade has been made in our dorm
Chongyun: normal Tuesday
Mona: how much is Kaeya getting paid
Xinyan: Xiao said he was paying him 1,000,000 mora per hour
Xinyan: good shit
Ayaka: Where's Xiao getting the money from?
Diluc: isn't it obvious
Ayaka: ?
Yoimiya: Xiao asks Zhongli to ask Childe to give him mora
Yoimiya: and because Childe is a huge ass simp
Yoimiya: he gives it to him
Ayaka: oh
Mona: does anyone want me to be their punching bag
Keqing: me
Keqing: I would take out my anger on Kaeya because he's a bitch but since Xiao took him and you volunteered I'll take you
Mona: same rate as Kaeya?
Keqing: no, 750,000 mora per hour
Mona: deal
Venti: headlines: one hot woman beats up another
Diluc: I thought you were gay
Venti: doesn't prevent me from saying women are hot
Bennett: if Kaeya is getting beaten up
Bennett: and he has a crush on Albedo
Bennett: how come Albedo doesn't care?
Albedo: because I couldn't give a fuck about my stalker
Bennett: you don't care about him?
Albedo: no why would i
Bennett: because Razor told me that he saw you crying over a photo of Kaeya in the lab when he walked past
Albedo: fuck
Razor: albedo quiet cry
Bennett: aww
Albedo: stfu
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact's School Project Chatfic
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