Inazuma Gang
Itto: WAKE UP BITCHES
Ei: who tf are you
Itto: ARATAKI NUMERO UNO ITTO
Ei: go back to sleep and don't wake up again
Yae: waifu material
Itto: rude
Kazuha: are you ALL up doing homework
Sara: Only you, me, Kokomi and Gorou
Sayu: I'M NOT UP I'M SLEEPING STFU
Kokomi: someone's child is running loose
Ayaka: how come you are all awake?
Yoimiya: i was making fireworks
Ei: can't sleep
Yae: writing <3
Kazuha: Sara, Kokomi, Gorou and I were doing homework
Ayaka: oh
Ayaka: I'm going back to bed
Thoma: Do you all not sleep
Ei: sleep is for the weak
Ei: give me your vision
Yae: Ei we talked about this
Ei: sorry miko
Thoma: holy shogun
Ei: yes?
Thoma: it's a phrase not a summon
Ei: same thing
Genshin Group Chat (aka Chaos)
Keqing: I'm walking back to my dorm
Keqing: Ready to complete some more homework there
Keqing: and when I open the door
Keqing: the first thing I see is Zhongli and Childe making out on the couch
Ganyu: what
Xiao: WHAT
Venti: I told you zhongli was gay already xiao, why are you surprised
Xiao: wouldn't you be surprised if your dad figure started making out with a motherfucking failure
Venti: I don't have a father figure remember
Venti: most of us don't have parents
Kaeya: namely Diluc
Diluc: you also don't have parents
Albedo: Diluc's dad was your adopted dad
Kaeya: yeah but Diluc is a failure so it doesn't count for me
Albedo: that doesn't even make sense
Kaeya: does anything
Albedo: alchemy
Kaeya: shit
Tartaglia: Keqing you can't roast me for not having a boyfriend anymore
Keqing: You sad mistake, I can still roast you for how long it took to get one
Zhongli: what does roast mean?
Hu Tao: peepaw really so clueless about internet slang 😭
Zhongli: what does peepaw mean?
Yanfei: oh christ
Xingqiu: Have we not already established that there's no Jesus Christ in this world
Yanfei: true
Yanfei: there is only the law
Hu Tao: you've gone to jail tho
Yanfei: I speak the law, I don't follow it
Barbara: there may not be Jesus, but there is Lord Barbatos!
Venti: yes?
Barbara: ???
Jean: never mind him
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact's School Project Chatfic
FanfictionIn a last ditch effort to control his chaotic students, the principal of Genshin Impact's high school got Jean to put all 45 high school students (almost no one else wants to join because they're all not normal) into a group chat. However, from the...