16. The hitwoman kickstarts her career

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Zhongli: @Tartaglia

Tartaglia: yes xiansheng?

Zhongli: I'm going on a trip to Snezhnaya

Tartaglia: can I come pls

Lumine: poor desperate failure

Tartaglia: :((((((

Zhongli: I was just about to ask you that!

Tartaglia: :))))))

Zhongli: I misplaced my wallet though; can you pay for the tickets?

Tartaglia: sure <3

Lumine: like I said, desperate

Diluc: agreed

Lumine: gingers are inferior

Diluc: oi

Venti: lol Diluc got roasted

Diluc: no more wine for you

Venti: I'm sorry Diluc :((((

Venti: I love u

Diluc: yeah right you love my wine

Venti: no I love you for real

Xiao: Diluc

Xiao: get ready to die

Diluc: I didn't do shit

Xiao: courtyard. now.

Venti: xiao what are you doing

Xiao: n

Xiao: nothing

Venti: are you killing my provider of wine :(((

Xiao: no

Venti: good pls don't kill him

Venti: I'll be very sad if you do

Xiao: ok

Aether: simp

Xiao: shut

Xiao><Keqing

Xiao: keqing

Keqing: Yes?

Xiao: can you go kill Diluc

Keqing: didn't Venti say not to kill him

Xiao: Venti said not for ME to kill him

Xiao: but if you kill him it should be ok

Keqing: my man skilled at finding loopholes :)

Xiao: will you kill him

Keqing: gladly

Genshin Group Chat (aka Chaos)

Diluc: FUCKERJGIWEJIDWIFIRIRJIEJFIWNKAL

Kaeya: how kind of you to kill my brother @Keqing

Keqing: I'm doing a kill one, kill another free service

Kaeya: nice

Kaeya: wait whatIHIERUFEIRVOEWJEOJWCOJIEIF

Keqing: two down

Venti: where will I get my wine now :(

Xiao: venti

Venti: yes?

Xiao: i

Xiao: I love you

Venti: I know

Venti: I love you too <3

Xiao: wait like romantically?

Venti: of course

Hu Tao: venti just pretended to love Diluc to get you to confess lmao the coward

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