Ayaka: Yoimiya? Where are you going?
Yoimiya: ummm class
Ayaka: It's 1am
Yoimiya: bathroom
Ayaka: The bathrooms are to the right of our dorm, you turned left
Yoimiya: fuck
Kaeya: at this point I'm not gonna ask
Shenhe: Chongyun.
Chongyun: yes aunty
Shenhe: What are you doing out of bed with that girl?
Chongyun: what girl?
Shenhe: The aqua-haired girl standing next to you.
Chongyun: there isn't a girl next to me
Shenhe: Who cut her hair?
Xingqiu: Yunyun I think she's talking about me
Chongyun: that makes more sense
Shenhe: Both of you go back to bed right now.
Chongyun: Aunty Shenhe-
Shenhe: NOW.
Xingqiu: If I may
Xingqiu: I understand that Chongyun is your nephew and you must discipline him, but as I am not your nephew and I am as responsible as one can be, I'm afraid I must remain outside.
Shenhe: Very well. You may stay, but Chongyun comes back.
Chongyun: yes aunty
Xingqiu: Goodbye, Yunyun
Chongyun: see you tomorrow xing
We Meet Up At 1AM Because This Group Chat Has No Responsible Adults (except Diluc)
Xingqiu: ok chongyun's down
Chongyun: sorry guys :(((
Hu Tao: Chongyun how dare you ditch us
Chongyun: IT WAS MY AUNT NOT ME
Yanfei: tao leave Chongyun alone
Yoimiya: Guys where are you?
Yoimiya: I managed to evade Ayaka
Hu Tao: OMG YOI WE'RE IN THE LIBRARY
Yoimiya: I know but WHERE
Yanfei: We're in the Fantasy section
Yoimiya: coming
Venti: @Aether @Lumine @Kaeya where are you
Aether: it's Lumine's fault we're late
Lumine: fuck you it's yours
Aether: I didn't decide to bring Paimon on campus
Lumine: I didn't decide to feed her bird seeds instead of rabbit food
Kaeya: sibling fight
Lumine: yours with Diluc is still ongoing
Diluc: I'm willing to end it
Diluc: by shoving him in a closet and pushing it into a river
Kaeya: rude 🙄
Venti: Diluc if I help you kill Kaeya will you give me more wine
Diluc: possibly
Genshin Group Chat (aka Chaos)
Venti: @Zhongli can you get me money for a closet
Zhongli: @Tartaglia
Tartaglia: sent <3
Zhongli: <3
Hu Tao: OMG USED TEA BAG IS MAKING PROGRESS
Zhongli: I do not know what <3 means but I assume it is good
Hu Tao: @Tartaglia failure imao
Kaeya: VENTI I THOUGHT WE WERE DRINKING BUDDIES
Xiao: venti what did I tell you about alcohol
Venti: @Diluc cancel the wine, @Zhongli cancel the closet
A/N: FRICK I FORGOT TO UPDATE FOUR DAYS IN A ROW HJEHRJWKMWKDENJFJE
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