Keqing: @everyone WKAKE UPPP BITCHEIKS
Ganyu: what happened to my girlfriend??
Kaeya: I think someone switched me and Keqing's drinks...
Kaeya: My supposed wine tastes like lemonade.
Diluc: Kaeya only gets his grammar, spelling and punctuation right when he's drinking lemonade so can confirm
Kaeya: Oi, rude.
Ganyu: who did it
Mona: One word
Mona: Childe
Tartaglia: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?? I WASN'T EVEN THERE
Ganyu: count your days
Mona: I call dibs on his money
Zhongli: Excuse me?
Venti: wait is keqing drunk
Kaeya: Very much so.
Rosaria: a guilty pleasure to watch the model student sing "Sweet Child O' Mine" on top of a bar counter
Ganyu: where are you
Kaeya: The Dawn Winery.
Kaeya: Where else?
Ganyu: on my way
Xiao: how tf did you guys get Keqing to go to the winery
Kaeya: That's between the three of us.
Venti: three?
Kaeya: Keqing, Rosaria and I.
Xingqiu: I smell blackmail
Xingqiu: More fanfic material @Hu Tao
Hu Tao: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Xingqiu: my dorm. Bring the laptop.
Hu Tao: on it
Tartaglia: what are you doing
Yanfei: Hu Tao and Xingqiu are doing a fanfic collaboration I think
Chongyun: they've been meeting in me and Xingqiu's room a lot this week talking about ridiculously convoluted plot lines
Keqing: HHEYH GANYU BSBAY
Kaeya: Even when drunk, she still spells Ganyu's name right!
Ganyu: keqing enough alcohol
Ganyu: I'm taking you back to the dorm
Keqing: OPAT GANYU BBWEGYWD
Kaeya: This is ridiculous.
Rosaria: our drinking party is down to 2
Venti: can I come?
Xiao: no
Xiao: you promised to stay sober
Venti: ....i did
Kaeya: Wait, what?
Xiao: I made Venti swear to never touch alcohol until I stop loving him
Tartaglia: true love 💗
Xiao: fuck off
Tartaglia: :(((((
Xiao: Venti dms
Xiao><Venti
Xiao: v
Xiao: venti
Venti: yes bby?
Xiao: cuddles
Venti: ofc bby
Venti: I'll come back to our dorm right after I finish the history homework in the cafeteria ok?
Xiao: can't you bring it with you
Venti: I want to get it done so we can spend more time cuddling and less time doing homework
Xiao: <3
A/N: i have risen from the dead with a double update and a drunk keqing :DDD
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