Barbara: wow we're actually at the end of the school term and no one's died
Venti: aw fuck you jinxed it
Bennett: oh dear
Diluc: such a shame
Diluc: I would have liked to see Childe die
Tartaglia: can one person be polite to me for five seconds
Zhongli: I like how you pay for whatever I ask
Zhongli: done
Tartaglia: wait no don't stop
Zhongli: sorry Xiao is asking me to do something I have to go
Tartaglia: he said sorry <3
Lumine: you poor desperate bitch
Aether: has anyone seen Kaeya?
Sucrose: He asked me for some explosive chemicals about half an hour ago
Klee: KAEYA 🤪 ASKED KLEE FOR 💣BOMBS
Sucrose: oh no
Venti: fuck
Qiqi: Who's Kaeya? I forgot
Diona: blue haired simp dude
Diona: drinks alcohol
Diona: gave me free rein to kill Diluc
Diluc: excuse me what the fuck
Diluc: SHIT
Sara: A pink haired cat girl just shot Diluc twelve times in the chest
Xiao: I don't think anyone cares what happens to him
Gorou: why do I smell smoke
Aether: I think we found out what Kaeya was up to
Lumine: no shit sherlock
Gorou: oh fuck
Kokomi: Dorms 5-7 just blew up
Hu Tao: KAEYA WTF
Keqing: where is the man
Keqing: I will tear him apart limb by limb
Ei: @Kaeya give me your fucking vision and go die in a hole
Albedo: Kaeya why would you blow up your own dorm
Kaeya: because it's Diluc's
Albedo: it's also mine
Kaeya: oh fuck
Mona: the dude just realised 😭
Albedo: you can stay single
Diluc: suck it Kaeya
Kaeya: says the guy who's been single since the day of his birth and couldn't save his own motherfucking father
Diluc: you just got rejected, don't talk to me about being single
Diluc: and you couldn't save Dad either bitch
Jean: who blew up the dorms
Diluc: Kaeya
Jean: okay you're paying
Kaeya: wait no I'm broke
Jean: don't care
Jean: you're still paying
Kaeya: @Rosaria mora pls
Rosaria: die
Kaeya: can someone give me money
Venti: you could sell some wine
Kaeya: no
Venti: ok I'm out of ideas
Xiao: I have an idea
Xiao: I'll pay you to be my punching bag
Kaeya: ...I don't really have a choice do I
Xiao: no, you don't
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact's School Project Chatfic
FanfictionIn a last ditch effort to control his chaotic students, the principal of Genshin Impact's high school got Jean to put all 45 high school students (almost no one else wants to join because they're all not normal) into a group chat. However, from the...
