Lisa: @Jean
Lisa: come to the library <3
Jean: ok
Aether: how many times a day must we see gay interaction
Kaeya: I KNOW
Diluc: failures
Lumine: failures
Venti: they responded at the same time omg 😭
Diluc: get out of this conversation, drunkard
Venti: Jean blocked the leave feature
Venti: and she probably won't unblock it unless Lisa tells her to
Lisa: sorry I enjoy watching you suffer too much to do that~
Beidou: there's too many idiots here
Ningguang: Including you
Beidou: I have my smartass girfriend to make up for that
Ningguang: ...you have a girlfriend?
Beidou: of course I have a girlfriend
Beidou: I'm hot
Ningguang: who is she
Beidou: do you really have to ask
Ningguang: yes
Keqing: is Ningguang pulling a KNIFE OUT FROM HER BAG
Ganyu: oh my
Beidou: well fine
Beidou: my girlfriend ishcewnkcnwidivfhuednckedjkerrfjreufejrfv
Ningguang: ...what
Beidou: sorry I just heard Lisa and Jean in the library next door and dropped my phone
Ningguang: ok
Ningguang: who's your girlfriend
Beidou: her name iswoskkfjnerndndwxoeijfoerufwnefirvfieernvrcewkmcewcmkwlem
Venti: ...I see where this is going
Kazuha: sorry Beidou
Kazuha: my friend's cat stole my sword
Xiao: how tf does that happen
Kazuha: IDK HE'S LIKE THE SIZE OF A PENCILCASE
Xiao: can't believe I'm here
Diluc: you're here for the drunk bard
Xiao: can't deny that
Aether: like the gay you are
Kaeya: aren't you also gay
Aether: does that remove my ability to insult other gays?
Kaeya: be nice to your fellow LGBTQ+ community
Aether: if you mean my sister, no
Lumine: fuck you
Ningguang: what happened to Beidou
Kazuha: my friend's cat ran over her and hit her on the head with my sword
Ningguang: I will murder that cat
Kazuha: try me
Beidou: both of you stop fighting, you are mother and son
Kazuha: sorry
Ningguang: sorry
Ganyu: Ningguang's getting the knife out again
Ningguang: now will you tell me who your girlfriend is?
Beidou: yeah sure
Beidou: my girlfriend
Beidou: is YOU
Ningguang: ...what
Beidou: you heard me
Ningguang: you never asked
Beidou: I'm asking now
Ningguang: well, sure
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact's School Project Chatfic
FanfictionIn a last ditch effort to control his chaotic students, the principal of Genshin Impact's high school got Jean to put all 45 high school students (almost no one else wants to join because they're all not normal) into a group chat. However, from the...
