Kaeya: who is gay here
Kaeya: and for who
Kaeya: @everyone
Xiao: what the fuck
Kaeya: do it
Xiao: no
Diluc: can we have one normal conversation here
Venti: we did
Diluc: when
Venti: when Ganyu, Keqing, Kaeya, Xiao and I briefly discussed homework
Albedo: Also when Sucrose and I were trying to help cure Chongyun
Kaeya: that doesn't count because he almost died
Xingqiu: true
Chongyun: I am never drinking or eating anything you offer me again
Xingqiu: oh look a popsicle
Chongyun: WHERE
Xingqiu: out there in the garden
Chongyun: that looks like a snail
Xingqiu: it's popsicle-flavoured
Chongyun: eating it now
Yun Jin: oh fuck
Shenhe: @Xingqiu get ready to fucking die
Xingqiu: oop off to Snezhnaya I go
Tartaglia: what
Zhongli: Childe
Tartaglia: yes bby <3
Zhongli: can you pay for Xingqiu's ticket
Zhongli: I would but I forgot to put money in my bank account
Zhongli: and my wallet is at home
Tartaglia: yes bby
Shenhe: You're next Ed Sheeran
Tartaglia: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME THAT
Hu Tao: nonono Shenhe that name's too good for him
Hu Tao: we should call him 'used tea bag'
Shenhe: Why
Hu Tao: because they're both useless
Barbara: EYYYY
Tartaglia: why are you all so mean
Noelle: He has a point, why do we all bully Childe?
Lumine: because he's an asshole and deserves it
Aether: agreed
Tartaglia: I thought we were friends :(
Lumine: ha sike we were never friends you mistake
Noelle: What makes him an arsehole?
Venti: bless her language
Hu Tao: the few only holy children
Ganyu: I'll make a list of all the holy children
Keqing: ok Ganyu will disappear for a while
Lumine: @Noelle so
Lumine: in middle school all was fine
Aether: and then Childe came from Snezhnaya
Aether: summoned a giant ass dragon
Lumine: nearly killed Aether
Aether: and destroyed Ningguang's house
Ningguang: then when I rebuilt it a few months later the dragon's wife tried to destroy it as well
Aether: then the wife knocked me out as well
Lumine: lmao women hate you this is why you're gay
Aether: stfu
Shenhe: Then it was my job to knock out the dragon wife
Tartaglia: sorry jeez
Hu Tao: apology not accepted you pile of ginger simp trash
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact's School Project Chatfic
FanfictionIn a last ditch effort to control his chaotic students, the principal of Genshin Impact's high school got Jean to put all 45 high school students (almost no one else wants to join because they're all not normal) into a group chat. However, from the...
