Ganyu: ok I'm done with the list
Keqing: let's see it
Ganyu: Holy children: Barbara, Noelle, Bennett, Razor, Ayaka, Fischl, Sucrose, Ayato
Zhongli: eight out of 45 people...
Venti: lol imagine being pure and getting affection couldn't be me
Xiao: I'm literally hugging you right now
Venti: oh ye
Xiao: you idiot
Venti: only your idiot <3
Tartaglia: Wait how is Xiao hugging Venti and texting at the same time
Xiao: I have powers you can't even dream of you failure
Tartaglia: can y'all leave me alone for one minute
Xiao: no
Lumine: no
Aether: no
Kaeya: no
Rosaria: no
Diluc: no
Xingqiu: no
Shenhe: no
Fischl: We have long since relinquished the ability to hold our insults from the most idiotic man this world has ever laid eyes upon
Oz: she means you're so fucking stupid we can't help insulting you
Hu Tao: no
Albedo: no
Itto: no
Kazuha: no
Keqing: no
Yoimiya: no
Ayaka: no
Thoma: no
Ayato: no
Gorou: no
Ei: no
Kokomi: no
Venti: where did the Inazuma gang come from I thought they were dead
Ayaka: we never give up an opportunity to insult Childe
Yoimiya: we do not
Yoimiya: Childe's stupidity has raised us from the dead
Tartaglia: I should just leave if you hate me so much
Jean: You're not ditching a school project
Tartaglia: try me bitch
Lisa: hey~
Lisa: the next time you blink will be your last second on earth <3
Tartaglia: SHIT HOW DID LISA GET IN FRONT OF ME SO FAST
Lumine: CHILDE'S DYING LET'S GO
Aether: EVERYONE BRING SNACKS
Xiangling: I'LL COOK NOODLES
Chongyun: I'LL BRING POPSICLES
Yanfei: I'll bring 3D glasses for everyone 😊
Tartaglia: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HAPPY
Ningguang: You mistake from god, you destroyed my house
Ningguang: Now I get to destroy your life
Jean: Ningguang no we're supposed to be good role models
Ningguang: fuck that shit
Beidou: my wife 💗
Jean: oh dear
Zhongli: Is Childe dying?
Tartaglia: YES SAVE ME PLEASE XIANSHENG
Zhongli: @Lisa can you hold the killing for a moment while I take everything out of his bank account
Lisa: sure~
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact's School Project Chatfic
FanfictionIn a last ditch effort to control his chaotic students, the principal of Genshin Impact's high school got Jean to put all 45 high school students (almost no one else wants to join because they're all not normal) into a group chat. However, from the...