Xiao: I just wanted to borrow a geometry book, not listen to Xingqiu reciting made-up angst between me and Venti in the library at 3am in the morning
Kaeya: I admire your commitment to geometry
Venti: oi fuck off that's my boyfriend
Xingqiu: It's called art, Xiao
Xingqiu: appreciate it
Xiao: I appreciate it enough thank you very much
Xiangling: yeah we basically get fanfic of ourselves for free
Xiangling: it's a bit mentally destabilizing
Mona: Wait who are you guys in a dorm with?
Ganyu: I'll make dorm lists!
Keqing: Thanks bby <3
Ganyu: np love <3
Kaeya: omfg
Diluc: what are you gonna do?
Diluc: chuck me out a window again?
Diona: don't you dare do it before me @Kaeya
Kaeya: oh you're on
Mona: you still haven't answered my question
Xinyan: me, Xiangling, Xiao, Venti, Yanfei, Hu Tao, Xingqiu and Chongyun are in a dorm together
Mona: ohk so the junior gays
Xiao: wtf
Xingqiu: nice title
Chongyun: the title of exorcist is better
Xingqiu: ofc bby 💗
Ganyu: okay done
Ganyu:
Dorm 1: Amber, Barbara, Noelle, Eula, Razor, Bennett
Dorm 2: Fischl, Mona, Rosaria, Sucrose, Aether, Lumine
Dorm 3: Kokomi, Gorou, Kujou Sara, Sayu, Ayaka, Yoimiya
Dorm 4: Chongyun, Hu Tao, Xiao, Xiangling, Xingqiu, Xinyan, Venti, Yanfei
Dorm 5: Beidou, Ningguang, Yun Jin, Shenhe, Ganyu, Keqing, Zhongli, Tartaglia
Dorm 6: Ei, Yae Miko, Ayato, Thoma, Arataki Itto, Kazuha
Dorm 7: Albedo, Diluc, Jean, Kaeya, Lisa
Venti: how do you remember all of that
Keqing: she's amazing <3
Ganyu: I had every list memorised from the start of the year
Ganyu: I have a lot of practice from my job
Venti: what is your job tho
Ganyu: I do a lot of paperwork
Tartaglia: who do you think has the loudest dorm
Xiao: ours for sure
Xiao: zhongli's dorm also has 8 people but they're all quiet/responsible except for you and beidou
Venti: at night you can hear Xinyan's rock music even though she's wearing her earphones
Xinyan: hey I cant fall asleep without that alr
Xingqiu: Xiangling does a lot of cooking though so our dorm always smells nice
Xiangling: I'm not allowed to cook more than one spicy dish per day there because if I do then Chongyun will pass out when he comes back
Hu Tao: this is also why we have a lot of popsicles in our mini-fridge
Barbara: Wait, you guys get a mini-fridge?
Hu Tao: you guys are the holy dorm, how tf do you not have a mini-fridge
Noelle: Amber blew it up by accident
Amber: Klee gave me some bombs that day and I mixed them up with apples and put them in the fridge
Venti: holy fuck
Venti: where were the actual apples
Yanfei: trust Venti to only care about the apples
Amber: oh I chucked them into the pond thinking they were bombs
Venti: WHAT
Xiao: venti just jumped into the pond
Xiao: and he can't swim
Xiao: fuck
Xingqiu: I'll fish him out
Barbara: I'll come and heal him!
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact's School Project Chatfic
FanfictionIn a last ditch effort to control his chaotic students, the principal of Genshin Impact's high school got Jean to put all 45 high school students (almost no one else wants to join because they're all not normal) into a group chat. However, from the...
