Kaeya: aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh
Kaeya: I hit 8,000,000,000 mora
Jean: great, where is it
Kaeya: uhhhh
Kaeya: I may have ordered 23 barrels of wine
Jean: ...what
Lisa: don't worry dear I'll sort this out
Lisa: @Kaeya where are you
Kaeya: in the ER, why
Lisa: coming to make you cancel the order and send the 8000 to the school
Kaeya: no tf
Lisa: very well~
Venti: oh shit
Xiao: venti where are YOU
Venti: ummm
Venti: i
Xiao: please don't tell me you're at the bar again
Venti: I'm actually not
Venti: uhhhh
Venti: I may or may not have been kidnapped...?
Xiao: WHAT
Xiao: send me your coordinates
Venti: yes love
Diona: the drunkard got kidnapped?
Xingqiu: I suppose
Diona: oh so that's what that guy with green hair and the weird snake was doing grabbing Venti and jumping over the campus wall
Xiao: WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME THIS EARLIER
Diona: I thought it was unimportant, your boyfriend is a drunk anyways
Xiao: I'll kill you right after I kill his kidnapper
Diona: I'd like to see you try
Zhongli: Diona, I believe you just described Baizhu
Diona: who
Zhongli: The pharmacist at Bubu Pharmacy.
Zhongli: He is Qiqi's legal guardian, but Ganyu ends up looking after her most of the time because Baizhu is normally busy.
Ganyu: Qiqi is okay to take care of, just forgetful
Zhongli: @Jean may I add Baizhu?
Jean: yeah fine
Zhongli added Baizhu to this conversation
Baizhu: what do you want fuckers
Xiao: why did the kidnapper just take out his phone
Baizhu: why did the yaksha in front of me just start texting
Xiao: ...
Baizhu: ...
Xiao: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Venti: xiao and my kidnapper are fighting now
Tartaglia: who's winning?
Venti: Xiao
Venti: that was fast
Xiao: WHY DID YOU KIDNAP VENTI YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Baizhu: why should I tell you emo bitch
Venti: they're fighting again
Venti: anddd done
Baizhu: since Qiqi was made 'immortal' by the adepti, I was planning to trade Venti in exchange for immortality bcs you two are gay as fuck
Xiao: we are not
Venti: he's blushing
Xiao: Qiqi is a zombie, not immortal
Xiao: you'd have to die first idiot
Baizhu: well there goes that idea
Venti: Xiao can you untie me now please
A/N: just realised i forgot to publish a part for yesterday lmao
since i've finished writing 20 chapters i want to post faster...but STICK TO THE SCHEDULE (what's a schedule? 🤪)
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact's School Project Chatfic
FanfictionIn a last ditch effort to control his chaotic students, the principal of Genshin Impact's high school got Jean to put all 45 high school students (almost no one else wants to join because they're all not normal) into a group chat. However, from the...
