Val's POV
Right now I am annoying the shit out of princ-a-bitch and I swear I see steam coming out of her ears
"I know that you will miss me princ-a-bitch 'cause I know I would miss me too" I told her while sitting on her desk and playing with a couple of pens and papers
I know I sound cocky and all but who would I be if I wasn't cocky, that's right
NOBODY
"For the last time Valentinus, my name is principal Becky not princ-a-bitch" she said turning red "and get off my desk"
I got off and sat on the chair opposite her and looked at the clock that's attached to the wall
"Well they won't come for an hour or so, so if you need me I'll be at the vending machine eating all the snacks"I told her and exited the door.
Going down the hall and turning left and behold the most precious thing that has been invented, the vending machine
Wait a minute
Doesn't vending mean people that sell on the street?
I gasp, that means that this machine takes our money and goes to God knows where with our money. I narrow my eyes at the machine
I think this machine is here to terrorise the school, OMG the aliens are upon us people.
I know what you're thinking, probably somewhere in your mind you're wondering, how the fuck is this girl intelligent yet she is dumb?
I have my moments
Back to the problem at hand
Okay I look at the vending machine then I look both ways to see if there is anyone and I walk towards it.
I start doing what I do best,
breaking into stuff.
I break in the vending machine and voila all the goodies are mine. I stash everything in the bag I was walking around with and close the machine and walked away like I did nothing wrong.
Sigh I'm gonna miss this school. I told myself while snacking on a chocolate bar
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The Crazy Psycho Bitch
HumorShe was once loved by her family until one day they hated her and shipped her off to boarding school. Now years later, she is a 17 year old girl who is closed off and also a badass troublemaker. When she is expelled from her school, her family now...
