She was once loved by her family until one day they hated her and shipped her off to boarding school. Now years later, she is a 17 year old girl who is closed off and also a badass troublemaker.
When she is expelled from her school, her family now...
It's been two weeks since that day and when I woke up this morning I thought, 'hey it's going to be a wonderful day', but when I walked down stairs and greeted my family, they dropped a bombshell on me.
My extended family members are going to visit, for a 3 whole weeks. To say I was angry and shocked would be an understatement of the century. They waited until the day that they are visiting us to tell me that they are coming, not cool family, not cool.
I freshened up and wore sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt.
Why are you dressed like that?
It's because I want to
But aren't you meeting the family?
I am
So why?
I am not meeting the president, am I?
No, b-but-
So that means I can wear anything that I like and if anyone has a problem, phone me
Perra
(Bitch)
Gracias
(Thank you)
De nada
(You're welcome)
I went downstairs barefoot and just in time. The doorbell just rang and it's time to meet the other idiotasof this family
(Idiots)
The butler opened the door and behold, the Garcia family members. I just found out this morning that mom was an orphan and had no siblings.
An old lady was the first person to come in, which I guess is my grandmother, grabs my mother's and father's cheeks and squeezed the life out of them
"Ah, mis babés"
(Ah, my babies)
"Hola mamá"Both mom and dad were smiling widely but I could see that they were in pain
(Hello mom)
"Oh, cómo los he echodo de menos a todos" Geez grandma we know that
(Oh, how I have missed y'all)
"Okay that's enough honey, you're hurting them" Finally grandpa stepped in, if he hadn't I would have not held myself back and just bursted in fits of laughter
"Como has estadohijo?" He brought dad in that weird bro hug
And they say girls are weird
(How have you been son?)
"He estado bien" Dad answered him and what do you know, dad has manners
(I've been well)
"Donde esta ella?" Grandma asked eagerly as she jumped up and down like a kid that has been told that she can have ice cream before dinner
(Where is she?)
"Ella todavíaseestápreparando" mom answered her
( She's still getting ready)
Wow I'm famous
I think it's probably because they haven't seen you in years not that you're famous
I am just going to ignore you
But you know I'm right
Bitch! shut up!
Whatever
I wanted to make a dramatic entrance so I texted Javier to drumroll and announce my appearance
"Attention everyone" he shouted and the place quietened down
"Drumroll please" all my brothers hit their hands against a surface making a drum sound
"Presenting the wonderful, the amazing, the fairest of them all, the most intelligent girl in the world and my wonderful sister, Valentinus Hermosa Garcia" Everyone played along and started clapping and whistling and
BAM
I made my entrance.
"Thank you, thank you" i said while waving my hand like those people in pageants or something "welcome all to my humble abode" i said "Now, bow down peasants" they all looked at me like i was from another planet "i said, BOW DOWN PEASANTS" and they did
That's good enough for me
Did you have to be dramatic
You have to admit that I nailed that entrance
Ugh
"Oh my gosh, she's so cute" Grandma gushed and everyone agreed and when i tell you that this family has a lot of family member, i mean a lot.
"Why, thank you kind miss" i said in a polite voice
"And she has manners too" grandpa was the one to comment this time
I heard a snort and a 'yeah right' from one of my brothers.
"Who knew you could make such a gorgeous daughter hermano mayor" And that ladies and gentleman is my father's little brother, uncle Mario
(Big brother)
"Shut up asshole" Dad replied but got a hit on the head from grandma
You go Grams
"Ow, mom!" Dad whined while holding his head in pain
"What have i told you about fighting with your brother and swearing in front of children" She said while putting her hands on her hip
"That i must act like a good big brother and set an example to my children" he said grumbling under his breath
"You didn't hit him hard enough" i commented and everyone looked at me shocked. Not because i told her that she must hit dad harder but by the fact that i have popcorn and a drink next to me
Where did you get popcorn from?
I don't know how to answer that
"Where did you get the popcorn from?" Mom asked me with a frown and I just shrugged and I carried on eating
"Ah, I want some too" Santiago said while pouting like a fucking baby. He came closer to me and tried to grab some
"Touch my popcorn and I will cut your dick into pieces and feed it to you" he stepped back afraid and held to his 'precious' thing
"Language" mom shouted
"If Dario is allowed to swear so can I" I snitched on him. Mom immediately glared at him while he glared at me
"Dario!" Mom shouted angrily
"Uh, I think I left my laptop on" he ran out before you could say 'Dario is a pussy'
"Wow this family has drama" I said breaking the silence
