(Rainbow walks in, covered in soot and a few smoldering flames.)
Rainbow: Hey, uh, Light?
Light: *sighs*...What happened this time?
Rainbow: Um... I may have started a forest fire.
Light: You WHAT-
—
(Sabre and Shadow fighting)
Shadow: That hurt, you know!
Sabre: Pal, as far as I'm concerned, you can suffer for eternity and I wouldn't even care.
Shadow: ...
Sabre: ...
Dark: (Has been watching them fight for hours) I'm just gonna... go...
Shadow: Good, 'cause this one needs to get his morals straight.
Sabre: YOU HAVE LITERALLY MADE ME KILL MY FRIENDS.
Shadow: Exactly! Being a good guy sucks, kill people or something!
Sabre: Someone just end my suffering.
—
Some Steve: You're not even a Steve! You don't belong here!
(Sabre just shutting up and dealing with it.)
(Meanwhile, in the World Beyond...)
Judge: ...Are they really serious? That is their reason for treating him so wrongly?
Obsidian King: If they were in our generation, they would've gotten their butts handed to 'em real quick. Just saying.
Brimir: If I were there, I would punt that guy across the dang biome.
Obsidian King: Aaand point proven.
Genesis: Oh, if only they knew...
Desert Leader: Knew what?
Dream: (Shoving Genesis) NOTHING.
(Meanwhile, meanwhile.)
Origin: ...I did not create the Chromatics to be such prejudiced brats. What happened?
—
Time: Sabre, are you okay?
Sabre: Yeah, why?
Time: ...Because you are currently on the floor after falling down the stairs??
Sabre: Oh. Yeah. That happened. Yeah, I'm good.
Time: ...You sure?
—
Light: Guys, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
(Rainbow and Elemental are standing in front of Sabre's door, each holding two air horns.)
Rainbow: Maybe, buuut... it'll be funny.
Elemental: Yeah. It can't turn out that bad.
Light: (Walking away) Time, come get your brother before he does something stupid.
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HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...
