Incorrect Quotes

Journeys (Kinda RQ Related?)

Soooo these are incorrect quotes of -sneakysquirrel-'s new book Journeys, she's been giving small hints and spoilers to things while I'm waiting for Chapter 1 and I wanted to do this just because (and I'm doing incorrect quotes for her Unusual Saga book but I got distracted-)

Go check out the book and her other stuff, it's really cool :>

Real quick character list:

- Hun (the human of the story)

- Taupe Steve (test tube child hehehe)

- Lumia (The alien blob that's my insert character for the book cuz it's a reader interactive thing and we accidentally gave her lore lol)

- Arachnophobia  (villain's henchman, the only revealed bad guy so far, helps command the villain's army of mind-controlling insects I think)

- Random Spirits (The rest of the commenter inserts, they follow Taupe around bc they can't go to the spirit world)

Here we go :3

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Hun: (Standing in front of a house door) Taupe, I know you snuck out last night.

Commenter Spirit: (whispering) *Psst, Taupe, play dumb!*

Taupe: ...Who's Taupe?

C.S: (whisper-yelling) *NOT THAT DUMB-*

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(Context: humans hate spiders, right? :3)

Hun: (sitting up in bed, fear-crying) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE???

Arachnophobia: I want your brain :)

(Hehe get it because mind-control bugs-)

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(View zoomed in on Lumia)

Lumia: It has come to my attention... I can't deny it no longer...

(Scene zooms out to see Hun holding Lumia in her little test-tube-thing)

Lumia: ...I am small.

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Hun: I like Eminem.

Taupe: I prefer Skittles.

Hun: No, I mean the rapper-

Taupe: WH- YOU EAT THE WRAPPER-??

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(Taupe, shortly after he was created and is standing in the lab)

Taupe: I'm a brave boi! >:D

(Bug appears)

Taupe (wobbledy running away bc learning how to walk) Not a brave enough boi for this-

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(I came up with this one myself hehe :>)

Taupe: I'm gonna eat orange.

Hun: (turning around) You mean an orange-?

Taupe: (eating orange paint) What?

Hun: TAUPE NO-

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(Lumia watching while two confuse beans talk, soon after they first meet at the beginning of the story)

Taupe: (a literal test tube child who doesn't know much) Hey Hun, if your leg was cut off, would it hurt?

Hun: (who is newly created and still doesn't quite understand how pain works) Well duh, it's your leg, if it was cut off it's gonna hurt.

Taupe: But where would it hurt though?

Hun: In your le- ...Wait.

Taupe: Exactly! How would you feel pain in your leg-

Taupe & Hun: If your leg was gone??

Lumia: (inside the test tube thing, thinking to herself) ...Oh boy. I have a lot to teach these two.

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Random Steve 1: (pointing) Hey uh... do you know what those three things are?

Random Steve 2: (looks over to where he's pointing) Uhhh...

(Insert Hun, Taupe, and Lumia being goofballs.)

Random Steve 2: ...It's probably fine.

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(How I think they meet lol, Squirrel probably has something different planned.)

Lumia: (being held by Hun) Oh what the heck, he looks like he's having fun.

(Taupe, who has just exited the lab, excitedly looking around at everything while struggling to walk in a straight line because again, learning to walk.)

Lumia: We'll I'm glad someone's enjoying the apocalypse.

Hun: The what-

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(Are Hun and Taupe both short? I think so-)

(Insert Taupe climbing on top of Hun's shoulders to be able to reach Arachno's face so he can slap him lol.)

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Aaaand there we go lol  —v—

Unusual Saga ones coming soon :3

And sorry for not updating this book in a while lol, but like I said I don't really care for this book much so-