(I tried to keep myself from doing more of Crystal Horrors, but the interactions between RQ and SS were just too funny-)
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(Sabre, RQ Light, Colle, and the SS squad are piled in a bus they just took from an enemy outpost. SS Yellow is driving, which will end badly probably)
Yellow: THEY'RE GAINING ON US!
Sabre: DRIVE THE BUS LIKE WE STOLE IT, YELLOW!
RQ Light: (Poking his head out from behind a seat) YOU DID STEAL IT, DUMMY!
Sabre: WHATEVER! JUST DRIVE!
(Cue screaming)
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(SS Light talking to RQ Light)
SS Light: So, yeah, Sabre learned a lot of the stuff he knows from us. I think he copied a few of us, too.
(SS squad chaotically playing 'King of the Hill' in a nearby tree in the background)
RQ Light: ...Suddenly so many things make so much more sense.
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RQ Origin: (Pointing at a shotgun) Hey, can I borrow this?
Sabre: Sure.
RQ Origin: (Taking the shotgun) Thanks.
(RQ Origin walks away)
Alex: Whaaat does he need a shotgun for?
Sabre: He just found out what his alternate did.
Alex: (Getting up and taking out a Glock) ...Okay, he's cool. I'm joining him.
Overseer: (In the bg) GET 'IM.
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(RQ Leaders talking with SS Prof. Red at the top of the Rainbow Tree, when Sabre swings by on a vine.)
Sabre: YOOOOOOO-
RQ Light: SABRE WHAT THE-
SS Prof. Red: He's fine. He does that a lot.
Orange Leader: What?! He just... does that while like, 100 blocks in the air?!
SS Prof. Red: Heck, he taught us how.
(Cue SS Galaxy and Rainbow swinging in behind Sabre)
SS Rainbow & Galaxy: WOOOOOHOOOOOOO-
SS Prof. Red: ...It's those two you should worry about.
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(Illusion finding out that Sabre was fused with Galaxy for at least a week before)
Illusion: How on EARTH did you manage that?!
Sabre: I mean, Galaxy was the one that-
Illusion: No, I mean, how did you stay SANE? I only lasted a few days, and you managed at least a week?!
Sabre: Oh that, I dunno.
(And that is how Sabre earned Illusion's respect.)
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HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...
