Okay before we get into this-
Why in the flying flip is this book at #1?????
I literally do not care for it nearly as much as any of my actual books lol, I just consider this basically as a joke book, so why is it so high up???
The tag algorithm is weird :b
ANYWAY :3
Basically to explain this AU, the Sky People are little blob things and we all follow Sabre around and Sabre is basically our parent :^
Now enjoy adorableness mixed with the absolute crack factory that is the Sky People :>
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(Sabre has been missing all day, and everyone just found out that he was taken by a bunch of bandits. Time and the group of Sabre's friends are trying to make a plan to get him back, with the Sky People all around them.)
Time: Okay so, we need to be calm about this-
Light: Why do the creatures have KNIVES?!
Time: What-
(All of the lil Sky People are holding knives, and Green Steve looks extremely concerned while standing next to them.)
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(The Professor took a Sky Person again.)
Prof. Red: (In a test room with the Sky Person in a jar)
(Sabre suddenly breaks the door to the room down, off its hinges, and he is a n g e r y. A few Sky People are latched onto him, attempting to look mad but end up still looking adorable.)
Sabre: How many times must I teach you this lesson, old man?!
Prof. Red: CRAP-
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(A Sky Person is in front of Void, who had just teleported out of heck. Void sees the Sky Person, and punts them like a football, and the Sky Person lets out a squeak of pain and shock.)
(Five seconds later there's thousands of angry Sky People standing behind a terrified Void, with Sabre standing right in the middle filled with the absolute fury of the Sun.)
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(Everyone waiting for Sabre to get to a room in an enemy base everyone is in, after infiltrating it and capturing most of the enemies inside.)
O. Leader: Can someone go find Sabre or something?
Time: Hang on.
(Time turns to one of the Sky People standing near him.)
Time: Can you get him over here?
(The Sky Person nods, and squeaks loudly. The Sky People and Time then wait a second.)
Y. Leader: What's that's supposed to do?
M: (Has seen this tactic before) Wait for it.
(Sabre suddenly crashes in from the ceiling.)
G. Leader: HOLY-
LC: There he is.
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(Nighttime. Sabre is seemingly asleep in an armchair, with a lot of the Sky People near him. A bandit quietly sneaks in from the window, and starts to walk around, when Sabre looks up and aims a loaded crossbow at the bandit.)
Sabre: (quietly) Get the heck out, and if you wake up any of these little guys there will be a few arrows following after you.
(Bandit quickly leaves.)
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Das it for now :^
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HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...
