You all really like this book for some reason-
Have trio shenanigans
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(Time just made an odd cake recipe from Sabre's world that he was told about. I came up with this after watching way too many vintage baking videos :b)
Dark: (Walking into the living room) Hey, uhhhh... what's up with Time?
Sabre: I showed him a weird cake recipe from my world that uses beets as the main ingredient, and he wanted to see if it would actually work.
Dark: ...And?
Time: (Yelling from the kitchen) IT'S LIKE A BETTER VERSION OF CHOCOLATE AND I'M MAD ABOUT IT.
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(The trio about to leave for a party in the village, and are standing in the kitchen.)
Dark: I'm ready, how about you guys?
Time: Yep!
Sabre: (Starting to walk to the door) Good to go.
Time: Wait, Sabre. Leave all your knives at the house.
Sabre: What? Why?
Time: It's a village party, nothing's going to happen that will need combat knives.
Dark: I-I'm sorry, he carries combat knives?
Sabre: Fine.
(Sabre then pulls a bunch of knives out of each of his sleeves and piles them on the table.)
Time: I know that's not all of them.
Dark: Wh-??
(Sabre looks annoyed, and then pulls three knives from his hoodie's waistband and places them down. He also reaches into his sleeves again to take off a hidden blade on each arm and puts them with the pile of knives.)
Dark: What are those-
Time: Sabre.
Sabre: Oh, come on, man!
Time: All of the knives.
(Sabre takes a knife from each boot, a small knife hidden under his blindfold in a spot on the side of his head, one from his tunic's collar, another one from his waistband, and one from his pocket.)
Dark: What in blazes-
Time: Sabre.
(Sabre grumpily takes a hidden knife from the sole of his boot. Time gives him a look, and then Sabre takes one last knife out of his sleeve and drops it on the pile.)
Sabre: There. That's all of them.
Time: Thank you.
Dark: Why on earth would you be carrying so many knives?!
Sabre: (Shrugging) Old habit.
Time: (Laughing) I'm pretty sure this is one of the reasons why his house was put so close to the Citadel back at the Rainbow Kingdom.
—
(Time is making pizzas for dinner.)
Time: Hey guys, I made pizza!
Sabre and Dark: (Suddenly come running into the kitchen trying to get there first)
Time: WOULD BOTH OF YOU CHILL-
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(Sabre and Dark are having an argument.)
Dark: You're always so immature about stuff!
Sabre: Says the guy who carries a plushie everywhere.
Dark: (Holding a bat plushie) You leave Fluffles out of this-
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Das it :b
Seriously tho, why is this book so popular-
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HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...
