Sooooo I broke one of my nails in half. Fun.
And since I write on an iPad this is gonna slow down work on chapters until it heals because I need my fingers to type.
Because these are easier to write, have funnies.
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(Sabre slowly making his way towards the open window in the meeting room again. Light notices.)
Light: Sabre I swear to Origin, if you jump out of that window one more time I'm putting you on house arrest.
Sabre: Window jumping isn't a valid reason for house arrest.
Light: Yes it is.
Sabre: Oh yeah? On what charges?
Light: Being a danger to self and others.
Sabre: Okay, I get the 'self' part, but why is me jumping out of a window a danger to other people?
Light: Because you give everyone else in the room a heart attack whenever you do it.
(Leaders have just been watching while trying to keep their composure and not laugh.)
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(Therapist Green coming to get Sabre for a therapy session.)
Time: (Opening the door) Oh hey there! What's up?
Green: Hello! Just here to pick up Sabre for a session.
Time: Oh, uh, forgot that was today. Heads up-
(The sound of someone falling comes from upstairs.)
Time: (Turning around and shouting up the stairs) Sabre, you better not be getting into high places again, you'll get hurt-
Sabre: (From upstairs) MY WILL TO LIVE DIED WITH RAINBOW, I WILL NOT CARE IF I BREAK MY NECK.
Time: (Turning to face Green again) He's had a bad week.
Green: ...Noted.
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(Ever wondered why Sabre never just put up home defense systems during the Corrected Sun arc? Probably this.)
Light: (Opens the door to Sabre's house late at night because Sabre forgot something in the Citadel meeting room. Proceeds to get blasted with water. It takes him a minute to process what just happened.)
Light: SABRE.
Sabre: (Coming downstairs) What?! People kept trying to break in!
Light: Was a mini water cannon really necessary though?!
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(Darkness Trio playing 'Never Have I Ever' out of boredom.)
Shadow: Okay, uhhh... never have I ever been to jail.
Dark: Welp.
Sabre: Darn.
(Silence while the other two process what Sabre just said.)
Dark: (Whipping his head around to look at Sabre) Wait what.
Shadow: Oh my god.
Sabre: What? Is it really that surprising?
Dark: Yes??
Shadow: (Very interested in this information) What'd you even get arrested for?
Sabre: (Casually) Anarchy, arson, breaking and entering, robbery, and assassination.
Dark: I'm sorry what was that last one-
Sabre: Robbery?
Dark: NO, THE OTHER ONE-
Shadow: It just keeps getting better.
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(Professor Red being confused by human biology.)
Prof. Red: ...So you're telling me that your entire species is allergic to a certain group of plants??
Sabre: Save for a few lucky guys that are born immune, but yeah.
Prof. Red: How. Literally how.
Sabre: I dunno man, all I know is that it happens and it sucks.
(I included this bit because I'm also suffering from poison ivy on the same arm that has a broken nail. F U N . )
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(Here's a classic. Time, Dark, and Sabre playing 'truth or dare'.)
Time: Sabre, truth or dare.
Sabre: Truth.
Time: When's the last time you slept?
Sabre: ...Dare.
Time: Go to bed.
Dark: You walked right into that one.
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Okay bai imma go suffer
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HumorI'm just gonna post here when I'm bored or want to write shenanigans. Will take suggestions, as long as it's not ships. These take place in both Sabre's series (SS, RQ, SL, TR) and AUs, both mine and ones that used to be mine but have new owners. Ma...
