Captain America Created A Group Chat

sam cant count

Child changed Hope Van Dyne's name to Stingray

Child: bc ur comments sting and ur super cool superhero alias

Stingray: I'm a wasp tho, not a sea mammal

Tin man 2: idk if he's smart enough to tell the difference

Pepper Potts: my god u r just as bad as Tony, Rhodes

Tin man 2 changed Pepper Potts's name to Ceo

Tin man 2: forgive me

Ceo: I'll think abt it

Meme qween: this chat needs more people

Katniss: how

Wings: there's like 20 of us already in here

Stupid: 17 learn how to count

Wings: stfu

Nuisance: duuude

Nuisance: there are children here

Meme qween has added Valkyrie to the chat

Meme qween: introducing my favorite badass

Valkyrie: I better be ur favorite

Valkyrie: with all the time I've spent with u lately

Meme qween: not my fault loki loves wakanda

Valkyrie: yes it is

Sparkles: Val!

Valkyrie: Thor?

Valkyrie: y the fuck didn't u add me earlier

Sparkles: I apologize

Sparkles: I did not realize you had obtained a cellphone

Valkyrie: bullshit

Valkyrie changed her name to Badass

Badass: fits doesn't it

Nuisance: no

Badass: I see y u have the name u do

Katniss changed Badass's name to Hopeless drunk

Katniss: this one does tho

Hopeless drunk: oh fuck off

Hopeless drunk added Loki Odinson to the chat

Hopeless drunk: if I'm being forced to suffer so r u

Loki Odinson: ew, this name disgusts me

Loki Odinson changed their name to Loki Odinchild

Loki Odinchild: better

Loki Odinchild has left the chat

Sparkles: I assume the pronouns are they/them today

Meme qween: yep

Hopeless drunk added Carol Danvers to the chat

Hopeless drunk: take 2

Carol Danvers: I'm afraid to ask what take 1 was

IAmIronMan: she tried inviting loki

Carol Danvers: oh, they've been defiant recently

Sparkles: they've been defiant their whole life

Black Widow: You have no questions about this chat at all?

Carol Danvers: I've definitely seen stranger things

Jolly Green: I don't doubt you have

Meme qween: what was ur favorite episode?