Captain America Created A Group Chat

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Asgard's Best Warriors

Volstagg: everything alright w/ u 3?

Prettiestprincess: uh sure

Valkyrie: loki shut up everything's fine

Valkyrie: we fixed it all no thanks to u and ur brother

Thor Odinson: hey we helped!

Valkyrie: no u didn't

Valkyrie: don't argue w/ me on this

Prettiestprincess: ooo she tryna be scary

Prettiestprincess: I'm kidding Val ilysm pls don't kill me

Valkyrie: 🔪

Prettiestprincess: woah hold on there murder is illegal

Sif: never stopped u

Prettiestprincess: I hate u guys

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Chaos

Mischiefnoodle: hey bitches what's up

Bucky Barnes: hey bitch we were planning on heading to the mall today after so much hard work of clearing our names

Valkyrie: it's not like we're criminals or anything

Pietro Maximoff: we might as well be

Shuri Udaku: true dat

Sam Wilson changed their name to Sam

Sam Wilson changed Shuri Udaku's name to Shuri

Sam Wilson changed Mischiefnoodle's name to Loki

Sam Wilson changed Bucky Barnes's name to Bucky

Sam Wilson changed Tony Stark's name to Tony

Sam Wilson changed Pietro Maximoff's name to Pietro

Sam: that's been bothering me for awhile now

Sam: we either all have nicknames or nothing

Bucky: and yall rlly think this man is cooler than me

Loki: tbh........

Loki: no

Tony: yeah he's a bit of a loser

Shuri: nah u guys try living with bucky for a few years he is an embarrassment to society

Bucky: I thought we were bae

Bucky: turns out we're just fam

Loki: where is the chaotic energy guys?

Loki: isn't that what this chat is all abt

Valkyrie: we would like it more if u weren't here

Pietro: she's not wrong

Loki: :(

Tony: no one cares

Sam: lmaoooo

Shuri: this is y u got canceled loki

Loki: give me a break I get my embarrassing attributes from thor

Bucky: ok true

Valkyrie: I'm telling thor u said that

Loki: SNITCH

Pietro: "snitches end up in ditches" - toaster oven

Tony: respect my children or ill kill u