Captain America Created A Group Chat

lokis bored

Butter knife: this meeting is excruciating

Butter knife: I'm thinking of stabbing general ross just to liven things up a bit

Butter knife: he keeps looking at me like he expects it tho

Butter knife: element of surprise would be an issue

Hopeless drunk: ha yeah oreos tho

Butter knife: what

Hopeless drunk: oreos would be upset

Hopeless drunk: ?

Hopeless drunk: oreos

Hopeless drunk: t h o r

Butter knife: where's the flask val

Hopeless drunk: duck u

Hopeless drunk: fuck

Butter knife: sure I bet that would liven things up too

Butter knife: and no one would expect THAT

Hopeless drunk: I didn't mean literary agent

Hopeless drunk: literary agent

Hopeless drunk: l i t e r

Hopeless drunk: a l l y

Butter knife: so u wouldn't :(

Hopeless drunk: stop looking at me with puppydogeyes

Hopeless drunk: oreoorthoreot h o r has noticed

Butter knife: u like my puppy dog eyes

Hopeless drunk: only a lipton

Hopeless drunk: little

Hopeless drunk: son of a norndamned birth

Hopeless drunk: bitch

Butter knife: I hope u know how much energy it is taking me to keep a straight face rn

Hopeless drunk: shut up loki

Godofnicknames: do I even want to know what u two were discussing

Butter knife: I'm attention deprived and touch starved pls give me love

Wings: dramatic ho

Capsicle: Guys you shouldn't be texting during the meeting.

Capsicle: And Loki don't you even dare try and stab Ross.

Butter knife: but I'm bored

Hopeless drunk: shit

Hopeless drunk: everything always immediately dissolves into chaos whenever he's bored

Butter knife: :)

Space gal: val what happened to u being good with a phone

Butter knife: she's drunk how do u not notice

Stingray: she said she could type well while being drunk

Butter knife: that's when she only has to focus on typing

Butter knife: today she also has to focus on this stupid meeting

Capsicle: Speaking of this meeting, can you all get off your phones before we get in trouble?

Slow: no

Baby spider: guys maybe we should listen to cap just this once

Baby spider: I don't want ross to not let me be an avenger anymore

Godofnicknames: we would never let him do that to u

Butter knife: oop he talking abt me now

Butter knife: u think he notices that I'm barely listening