Captain America Created A Group Chat

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Thor Odinson started a chat

Thor Odinson changed the name of the chat to 'Revengers'

Thor Odinson added Loki Odinson, Valkyrie, and Bruce Banner to the chat

Thor Odinson: hello my fellow revengers!

Thor Odinson: the avengers group chat has become very crowded so I created this for times when we need a bit of peace

Loki Odinson: I like chaos :)

Loki Odinson: but I do agree I need some time away from the other avengers every once in awhile

Valkyrie: did u two just agree on smth?

Bruce Banner: I never thought I would see the day

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Thor Odinson started a chat

Thor changed the name of the chat to 'Asgard's Best Warriors'

Thor Odinson added Loki Odinson, Valkyrie, Sif, Fandral, Volstagg, and Hogun to the chat

Thor Odinson: since you didn't want me to add them to the avengers group chat I made a mini one for all of us Asgardians

Valkyrie: norns you've gone group chat crazy thor

Loki Odinson: this happens whenever he learns smth new I swear

Sif: he learned how to make group chats, didn't he?

Valkyrie: yep

Loki Odinson: yep

Hogun: I was afraid it would come to this

Loki Odinson: ur telling me

Loki Odinson: the stupid thing won't let me change my name

Fandral: wdym?

Loki Odinson: it says it's too long, dumb excuse

Loki Odinson changed their name to Prettiestprincess

Sif: you're lucky you're the only princess in this chat

Prettiestprincess: I'd still be the hottest

Prettiestprincess: I feel so single

Prettiestprincess: I wish I had someone to date and to tell me every day how fucking attractive I am

Thor Odinson: I shall set you up with someone, sister

Prettiestprincess: I'll brb

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The Avengers Groupchat

Butter knife: I'm single af who wants to date and kiss and cuddle with me

Space warrior: loki u did not

Butter knife: I just did so ha

Baby spider: I'll cuddle but only if it's platonic!

Butter knife: meh good enough for me

Katniss: u do realize that there are only 2 other teens in this chat

Wings: yeah it'd be pretty illegal if any of us did anything w/ u

Butter knife: true

Butter knife: exactly y I can't fall for a mortal

Butter knife: it takes me 62.5 god years to age up a midgardian year

Butter knife: they'd be dead before I was even an adult

Space warrior: fr tho

Space warrior: the vanir have the same lifespan as us tho ;)