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asgardian myths

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Goat man: loki wth

I dies thrice: I haven't even done anything yet today

Onurleft: nah but u did some nasty things in ur past

I died thrice: tf?

Hope: we wanted to be nice people and learn more about asgardians since you guys are on earth

Hill: man do I regret it

Thumbelina: so we read up on some myths

T'Challa: And we found some interesting things

Lint: nasty ass things

Irondad: did u rlly do the do with a horse and have a horse baby loki?

I died thrice: WHAT NO THATS DISGUSTING

Carols girlfriend: idk it seems like smth they would do

I died thrice: THATS TOO FAR EVEN FOR ME

Weakest avenger: hahahahahahahah loki I think I know why they think that

I died thrice: y

Weakest avenger: remember that time we snuck down to Midgard and you found a writer and began to tell him a bunch of wild stories and most of them were either heavily exaggerated or just not true?

Weakest avenger: I think he actually believed you and published his writings.

I died thrice: shit

Irondad: man it would've been funny if it was true

7 phds: what the heck tony

Vals girlfriend: omg both bruce and tchalla r evolving to their true forms

Shuri>tchalla: they got out of steves hold

I died thrice: btw steve u didn't deliver the chocolate cake I asked for last night

Steve: You wanted it from Australia it was never going to get here that quickly!

I died thrice: u have a quinjet use it

Steve: You have teleportation, use it.

Goat man: it would've been funny but steve just had to use proper grammar

Teenager spider: loki u should come to school with me bc ur technically a teenager too!

Rhodey: that was rlly random peter

Gamora: that's a horrible idea peter u can't take them anywhere

Smurfette: fr tho they'll light the school on fire

I died thrice: only on the last day of school

Vision: You do realize that doesn't make it much better?

I died thrice: no

Weakest avenger: ah remember when we were in school together loki

I died thrice: not rlly we had separate private tutors

Quicksilver: u guys had private tutors?!!

Onurleft: rich ass mfs

I died thrice: yh we were and kind of are still royalty even tho it's pretty easy to forget

I died thrice: honestly I think all my titles were stripped from me at my trial

Weakest avenger: don't worry loki I still see u as a prince, or technically royal rn

I died thrice: ty ig

Shuri>tchalla: tchalla and I had private tutors too, our parents didn't give us much a choice