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The Avengers Groupchat

Ice ice baby: have you guys seen the news?

Ice ice baby: we are currently being slandered

Irondad: is this supposed to be new to us?

Tchalla<shuri: It's worse than usual.

Salt: the interviewer spoke out about you guys on the news and let's say that she had some choice words about everything

Google: She's come out to say that we threatened her life and cursed her out.

Queen: we wouldn't answer her questions and acted extremely rude

Baddestwitch: just look at that headline

Baddestwitch: "the Avengers aren't who they pretend to be"

Goat man: "heroes on the outside, monsters on the inside"

Teenage spider: "working with actual murderers"

Shuri>tchalla: if u think that's bad u should definitely avoid social media

Shuri>tchalla: especially twitter

I died thrice: everyone's taking sides, there's the group who believes her and is acting as if they knew we were horrible ppl all along

Dadofthyear: and then the other group who is blindly defending us

Quicksilver: the last group wants receipts before they form any opinions

Lint: these hashtags are awful

Such a poser: #lockupbuckyandloki

Thebetterwizard: #avengersarealphabetmafiaindisguise

Mr.pirate: #endtheavengers

Vals girlfriend: end the avengers....

Carols girlfriend: well we're screwed

Piece of wood: I am groot

Porcupine: he's right we can't just give up

Rabbit: might as well

Goblin: no!

Towagae: we should make a statement

Smurfette: they'll just believe we're spreading propaganda or smth

Invisible man: then what can we do?

Honeybear: well we can't just give up

Thumbelina: he's right we're the freaking avengers

Onurleft: we can think of smth

Buzz buzz: gonna be hard to get on the good side of the public again tho

Buzz buzz: even if we show ourselves rescuing ppl or smth like that it won't do much

Buzz buzz: they'll think it's fake or staged

I died thrice: fine then, let's see how well the rest of the world copes if we don't do anything

I died thrice: next time there's an emergency I'm just gonna continuing drinking my tea and see how well things go

Teenage spider: that's a horrible idea!

Goat man: I like it I'm in

Ice ice baby: guys no

Irondad: thor?

Irondad: any thoughts?

Irondad: you've been quiet

Irondad: loki did u kill ur brother

I died thrice: what no!

Shuri>tchalla: I think ik where thor went 🤭