Captain America Created A Group Chat

the love story of valkyrie and carol

The Avengers Groupchat

I died thrice: guys I wrote a story :)

Carols girlfriend: no one cares

I died thrice: u will when I tell it 🤭

Baddestwitch: loki wtf

Shuri>tchalla: speak ur truth loki don't tell anyone tell u, u can't

I died thrice: thx shuri ly

Shuri>tchalla: lyt

Lint: this is going to be bad isn't it

I died thrice: if ur wondering if someone will want to murder me by the end of it, probably

Dadoftheyear: y can't u just be normal

I dies thrice: bc

Teenager spider: yeah

Piece of wood: I am groot

Porcupine: damn calm down

Weakest avenger: loki start

I died thrice: ok, so once upon a time there were two badass women

Such a poser: ok it's a good start

I died thrice: both of them were from space, but not the same planet

I died thrice: one grew up in a world of warriors, and was a female warrior herself

Weakest avenger: sif?

7 phds: dude.....

Carols girlfriend: ...

I died thrice: the other spent some time with the kree and had super cool powers bc she absorbed the tesseract energy and stuff

Vals girlfriend: loki....

I died thrice: the two women met when fighting a purple grape

I died thrice: it was love at first sight

Irondad: checks out

Towagae: yes there were practically hearts floating all around when they saw each other

Carols girlfriend: loki where r u

I died thrice: my location is currently confidential

Quicksilver: she's in her room at the compound

I died thrice: F U PIETRO

Onurleft: dude it's ok calm down

Vals girlfriend: ur story sucks loki

Thumbelina: but it's a true story

Buzz buzz: so ur actually saying ur story sucks

Carols girlfriend: WERE NOT IN LOVE

Goat man: stop lying I heard ur cellphone conversation just the other night

I died thrice: oooh do tell!

Carols girlfriend: ur already on thin ice bitch one more word and I'll kill u

I died thrice: I'm being threatened with murder someone do smth

Smurfette: hm

Smurfette: nah

I died thrice: it's the double standards for me

Goblin: ???

Thebetterwizard: what double standards

Honeybear: don't listen to her, loki just likes to spew shit when she doesn't know what to say