Captain America Created A Group Chat

group therapy

Capsicle added Therapist to the chat

Capsicle: Since some of you thought that we all need therapy I asked if we could conduct this as a group session and he said yes.

Wings: dude no

Wings: just no

Stupid: fr I can deal with sam being there but not the rest of u

Meme qween: sounds a bit fruity tbh

Sparkles: how does that have anything to do with fruit

Sparkles: I feel like I do not have full context

Space warrior: u never do :)

Baby spider: fruity means gay thor

Sparkles: oh I thought that everyone here was gay like on asgard

Space gal: yeah pretty much

Godofnicknames: not true

Ceo: shut up yk it's true

Ceo: I've seen the way you've looked at some of the strangers we've seen

Slow: damn she called u out

Therapist: If you all do not mind I think we should get started.

Stingray: loki where tf r u this whole therapist thing is ur fault

Butter knife: I had to concentrate all of my energy on not committing arson

Butter knife: self control is not a strength of mine

Wizard: why is it that whenever we talk to you, you are in the middle of committing a crime

Butter knife: ur just getting me at a bad time

Butter knife: I'm semi good the rest of the time :)

Blue meanie: stfu u liar

Therapist: Ahem.

12 minutes younger: lmao u sound so stupid

Slow: fr I thought it was only me who thought that

Katniss: nah man we all thinking that

Therapist: Why don't we go around and list one reason, big or small, about why we need to be apart of this group therapy support group. It can go in any order.

Scary assassin 4: no

Flash gordon: yeah what she said

Triple imposter: do you have the ability to think for yourself?

Ratchet: no he doesn't

Capsicle: I suppose I'm here because of the war back in the 1940s and then being frozen in the ice for about 70 years. I think those experiences really shaped who I have become and with everything that has happened recently I would like to reach a state of peace.

Butter knife: peace isn't fun

Therapist: Loki, we are not going to judge others for what they have to say.

Butter knife kicked Therapist from the chat

Capsicle: It was a mistake giving everyone admin privileges.

Tree: I am groot

Space warrior: thx loki I was getting bored

Capsicle added Therapist to the chat

Capsiclw: I deeply apologize, it's extremely hard to control him.

Therapist: It is not a problem, I understand. Some of my patients tend to be more reluctant and stubborn than others and end up going through with some not well thought out actions.