Captain America Created A Group Chat

plane ride

Satan's Land

Lackey: do we HAVE to go on a plane

Drax: Why r u scared or smth

Tony Stark: it's a jet not a plane

Lackey: of falling from heights yes

Lackey: I don't care abt my pride anymore I'm done falling

Pietro Maximoff: dude ur not gonna fall out the plane so come on!

Pepper Potts: tony these tickets don't say florida

Tony Stark: oops lmao

Bucky Barnes: im going to kill someone if I dont get to go to disney

Sam Wilson: calm down

MJ: it's not a good idea to admit to these types of things, it makes it easier for the fbi to track u down

Ned Leeds: I'm just gonna pretend u didn't say that

Carol Danvers: wth I thought we were going to disney

Harley Keener: wow tony i thought u were better than this

Shuri Udaku: what's the point anymore

Rhodey: if it's not disney it's nothing

Thor Odinson: I wanted to go to the land of the disney

Lackey: thor stfu

Valkyrie: lmaooo

Thor Odinson: you two are always ganging up on me

Lackey: bc it's funny af

Nebula: I have to agree

Peter Quill: yeah ur kind of a loser thor

Lackey: u can't ever keep urself from ogling over his muscles

Lackey: I don't get u thor

Lackey: big and muscley but softest heart ever

Lackey: I hate u

Sif: thor how do u still love her?

Thor Odinson: this is loki's love language

Hogun: pure hatred?

Thor Odinson: exactly

Thor Odinson: stfu means don't ever stop talking

Thor Odinson: and I hate u means I love you so much your my most favorite brother

Lackey: ur literally my only brother

Valkyrie: how u know odin ain't hiding more shit from u 2

Lackey: true

Lackey: he's kind of dead tho

Shuri Udaku: tf u mean kind of 🤨

Peter Parker: that's kind of suspicious loki

Pietro Maximoff: fr laki what's going on

Lackey: the a and the o are nowhere near each other on the keyboard

Wanda Maximoff: pietro u dork

Yelena Belova: can we return to the fact that we're on a plane and it's not heading to disneyland

Wong: yeah where are we even going

Tony Stark: you'll see

Scott Lang: that sounds ominous

Natasha Romanoff: if u don't tell us tony I swear to god

Lackey: to loki*

Thor Odinson: to thor*