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The Avengers Groupchat

Irondad: ah its good to be home

Irondad: and no offense to the others from satans land but I'm glad to not be constantly talking in that gc anymore

Lint: no me 2 its a LOT of ppl

Lint: which can be good

I died thrice: but it gets rlly tiring after awhile

I died thrice: I think I'm done with socializing for the year

Dadoftheyear: ok bye

Shuri>tchalla: dude that is no way to treat ur son!

Teenager spider: not cool strange 😕

Quicksilver: let's cancel him

Shuri>tchalla: omg we should

Onurleft: how did we go from strictly messing with steve and tchalla to dragging practically everyone

Goat man: no fr, we've added myself, loki, thor, and now Strange to the list of those who we've at least considered canceling

I died thrice: omg I just had a rlly good idea

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Loki created a chat

Loki changed the name of the chat to "Those who have been dragged"

Loki added Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Thor Odinson, T'Challa Udaku and Stephen Strange to the chat

Loki changed Steve Rogers's name to Stupid old man

Loki changed Bucky Barnes's name to TV show loser

Loki changed Thor Odinson's name to Ate too much

Loki changed T'Challa Udaku's name to Mean older brother

Loki changed Stephen Strange's name to Worstdadever

Loki changed their name to Complete dumbass

Complete dumbass: all of our names symbolize the reasons y we were dragged

Complete dumbass: every time someone is dragged ill add them to the chat

Complete dumbass: and we can work together to get the ppl we want to get canceled, well, canceled

Complete dumbass: but it doesn't count unless at least 5 ppl make comments, and it cannot be us 5 or else it's unfair

Worstdadever: did u actually just turn our actual lives into a game?

Ate too much: life has always been a game to them

TV show loser: I want to get sam dragged

Stupid old man: agreed

Mean older brother: then we'll go for shuri

Complete dumbass: yes definitely she needs to be in here

Worstdadever: pietro and clint seem like good targets too

Complete dumbass: alright we can start with these 4 and once we've got them we can think of others

TV show loser: yk I think this is the best thing you've ever done loki

Complete dumbass: y ty

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The Avengers Groupchat

Carols girlfriend: loki wth is ur idea

Carols girlfriend: hello? answer ur phone u stupid bitch

I died thrice: calm down