YTTD Oneshots

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Keiji: Hey Sara, are you and Joe dating?
Sara: What? No!
Keiji: Are you sure?
Sara: Prove it!
Keiji: Fine. Guys, if you think Sara and Joe are dating, raise your hand.
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Sara:
Sara: JOE PUT YOUR HAND DOWN-

Q-Taro: Hey Ka- What the hell is with your face?
Kai: Miss Sara said I look like the Mona Lisa.

Nao: Wait! Reko, are you flirting with me?!
Reko: I have been for the past 2 and half years but thanks for finally noticing.

Reko: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Alice: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Q-Taro: *chuckles* You both're pathetic.
Alice: Oh yeah? Then what do you sleep with?
Q-Taro: Kai.

Reko: *carrying a bunch of groceries in her hands*
Nao: *reaches out hand to help her*
Reko: *moves all the groceries to one hand and holds Nao's hand*
Nao: O-Oh!

Sara: *carrying a bunch if groceries*
Joe: *reaches out hand like Nao did*
Sara: *gives all the groceries to Joe*
Joe [who fell over]: Ow! That was supposed to be romantic!
Sara: How was that supposed to be romantic? You were just offering help.

Rio Ranger: *drawing pentagrams on the tables*
Safalin:
Safalin: Wh-Why are you dr-drawing pentagrams on the t-tables?
Rio Ranger: You told me to satanize the tables.
Safalin: I-I told you to sa-sanatize the tables...
Rio Ranger: Same thing.

Alice: Its dark in here...
Anzu: Don't worry, I got this.
Anzu: *stomps feet*
Anzu: *sketchers light up*

Midori: I have 7 notebooks and I don't know what to put in them. Suggestions?
Shin: Put spaghetti in them.
Midori: I am no longer taking suggestions from you.
Gin: Put spaghetti in them, meow.
Midori: I am no longer taking suggestions from you two. Anyone else?
Anzu: Put spaghetti in 'em.
Midori: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Sara: What did you guys get in the yearbook?
Joe: Nicest smile.
Nao: Nicest personality.
Qtaro: Most likely to start a bar fight.
Kai: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win.

Reko: Joesus give me patience.
Alice: Don't you mean "Joesus give me strength?"
Reko: If I did, you'd be dead by now.

Shin, texting Keiji: Help! I'm being kidnapped!
Keiji: Don't worry, I'll save you. Where are you?
Shin: I'm in a car off of [insert highway]!
Keiji: Ok, I think Midori was headed that way. I'll ask him if he's seen you.
Keiji: *calls Midori*
Keiji: Hey, have you seen Shin?
Midori: Sorry, I haven't. I'll keep a lookout though.
Midori: *hangs up and turns around to face Shin* THE HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!!!
Shin: WHO ARE YOU?!?

Alice: If you had to choose between Midori and all the money in my wallet, which one would you choose?
Shin: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Midori: Shin-
Alice: 63 cents.
Shin: All the money in your wallet.
Midori: SHIN!!!

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