YTTD Oneshots

POV: You eat dirt Scenarios

This is also kind of like an update but ill put that at the end so you can skip it if you want
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Keiji
-Severely confused and worried
-"Y/N what the fuck-"
-Immeadiately gives you water so it goes down your system correctly
-Obviously you don't drink it because F U C K dirt is good
-Tries to then do the heimlich
-Fails tho bc u cant fuckign cough up singular grains of dirt
-"KEIJI STOP ITS GOOD IM FINE"
-"Y/N YOU LITERALLY ATE DIRT WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS FINE"
-Gives up on scolding you and just accepts that eating dirt is a part of you

Joe
-Mildly confused at first when he saw you eating dirt
-He sees that you didn't choke and decides to give it a try too
-*successfully eats dirt*
-"Wait y/n how did i not try this before"
-Y'all become dirt eating besties/lovers whatever

Shin
(Holy Joesus this man is so annoying and i hate him why did i kill gummy bear lesbian instead of him)
-I don't even know where to start...
-Oh shit ok
-Bitch literally just leaves you alone
-He couldn't fucking care less unless ur his friend or somefin
-Which you're not bc yes
-But after a little bit he starts to get kinda worried bc he didnt see you after that
-He goes and looks for you
-He finds you eating more dirt ofc
-"Y'know what? I'll let you do you i guess..."
-Then he grabs a handful of dirt and forces someone to eat it (probably keiji)

My wife (anzu)
-Yeah
-She saw you eating dirt
-SHE FUCKING SHOWED YOU THAT YOU COULD EAT DIRT
-She is not worried at all
-Sometimes y'all legit go on a picnic date just to eat fucking dirt
-Good times

Midori
-Bitch doesn't care
-The only reason you were even eating dirt is cuz he shoved it in ur mouth
-He was tryin to fuckign kill you
-When he saw you didn't choke he grabbed some more dirt and tried to then kill shin

My husband (alice)
-I kinda feel like hes used to this bc of Reko as a child
-He probably gets kinda mad at you then helps you so you don't choke or something
-He shows you that eating tree bark is a lot safer

Sara
-Severly confused and worried
-"Y/N NO-"
-P A N i C a T T A C k
-Immeadiately calms down once she sees you're ok
-"Y/N don't ever scare me like that again"

Gin
-Kinda worried but not really
-I mean hes probably like eaten cat hair or something hes probably used to it
-He probably gives you something to eat to wash it down tho

Kanna
-anxiety level: 100
-*traumatic flash backs of when she ate dirt and almost died*
-"NOOOOOO Y/N"
-She probably faints
-Poor babeh

Ya so
Thats enough for now
✨🌈UPDATE TIME BABY🌈✨
so basically heres the tea
Um im thinking about updating again
or at least occasionally posting scenarios
I might be paraphrasing some of my danganronpa stories and just changing the characters to yttd
Either that or i might start a danganronpa oneshots book
Honestly im not sure
Tho i definitely will edit my stories
Mostly the first ones
Ill give you the rundown
-For the shin one im definitely just like gonna make him at the end say "shin tsukimi no longer exists, its sou hiyori now" or whatever he says
-For the alice one, less stammering, more...idk
-for the naoreko i might just change it to their birthday bc apparently it can snow in febuary???
-The kai one i feel like just needs more kai ig
-on the reko one i was just lazy i might need to rewrite the entire thing
-For the keiji one,,, we just need more keiji
-The midori just has a lazy ending that i need to fix
The rest of them im actually kinda proud of

EXTRA NOTE: IF YOU EVER HAVE A COLD, TRY SPEAKING IN A JUNKO ENOSHIMA VOICE. ITS AMAZING.