Ozzie's

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A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping me with this chapter.

The scene opens in the IMP office where Loona is sitting at her desk reading Imp Gossip magazine while drinking a beer when the Grimoire glows, causing a portal to open. Screaming can be heard as a severed head flies through a portal.

Blitzo: That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

A tree falls into through the portal with Moxxie popping out grinning maniacally while revving a chainsaw and Millie scurries in like a scorpion with an axe held in her teeth.

Millie: AHHH, I'm still so jazzed up! (snapping axe) Hahaha!

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Millie: AHHH, I'm still so jazzed up! (snapping axe) Hahaha!

A lumberjack falls through the portal only for you to grab them, pick them up, freeze them solid, then throw them back through the portal where they hit the ground and shatter like glass.

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in-

You throw an ice ball at Blitzo's face, freezing his mouth shut.

Y/N: Proceed.

Moxxie: Thanks. As I was saying, it's our one year wedding anniversary.

Y/N: You've only been married for a year?!

Moxxie: And to celebrate I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in The Lust Ring tonight.

Millie gasps and gets starry eyed.

Millie gasps and gets starry eyed

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