So I was 13 years old, and my period had come.
I knew there was a word that started with m that meant 'I'm on my period', which is menstruation.
But I forgot the word.
So I found my mum to tell her I'd gotten my period.
"Mum, I'm masturbating." I said with a dead serious expression.
"What?" my mum said in shock.
"I'm masturbating!" I repeated.
"Do you mean menstruating?"
"Oh, THAT'S the word!" I said as my mum gave a sigh of relief. "So what does masturbating mean, then?"
"That's a conversation for another time!" my mum stated, obviously a bit shaken.
So yea.
My forgetful ass forgot the word and nearly gave my poor mum a heart attack.
But now we just look back on it and laugh.
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Story of my life
कथेतर साहित्यA story (or journal) of random, funny things that happen in my life.
