A/N: ok i stole most of these from other fanfics/tweets/pinterest comments etc except i kinda forgot who they came from so
Incorrect quote 1
Tommy: I really like Eminem.
Ranboo: I prefer Skittles.
Tubbo: He is talking about the rapper.
Ranboo: Why would he eat the wrapper?
Incorrect quote 2
Tommy: Hello all, it is I, your favourite person.
Tubbo: Actually, Ranboos my favourite person.
Tommy: Okay then. It is I, that bitch.
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Tubbo: Favourite horror movie?
Tommy: It
Purpled: Annabelle
Ranboo: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the whole school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.
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Purpled: Are you spiderman uwu cuz ur dad is far from home 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Ranboo: im dead 💀(i'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating that im laughing so much im losing oxygen which could eventually lead to death)
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Tubbo: do not thank me, thank yourself for i am the one that teaches of the light, but you are the one who fights off the dark
Tommy: that is the deepest thing i heard a capybara say
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Tommy: can you two be homosexuals elsewhere?
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Dream: Did he just call us liberals?
George: Whats a liberal?
Incorrect quote 9
Tubbo: guys give me your best pickup lines
Ranboo: Damn r u https bc without u im just :/
Tubbo: Okay that's good! Tommy?
Tommy: r u a fart cuz u blew me away
Tubbo: Okay we're done here
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Random person on twitter: he broke me and i don't forgive him.
Tommy replying: girl who i aint the akinator
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Purpled: Listen i have a life okay
Ranboo: Dont lie.
Purpled: Okay i admit i lied
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Tommy: I had a dream where Sapnap beat me up with a skateboard because i did a kickflip wrong
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Tommy: I don't like deodorant it smells like a factory
Deo: You're gonna smell like a factory if you don't use deodorant
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Tubbo: when life gives you melons, you could be dyslexic.
Incorrect quote 15
Random girl: are you cooking? I like a guy who can cook~
Ranboo: So do I.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
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FanficAn AU where the bench trio are a band in highschool. this is the most stereotypical shit you will ever see so get ready.
