168: Didn't SEE that coming

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"Why's he small?" I asked.

"He's not small." Jazz pointed out.

"Who is small?" Optimus asked.

"You." I said. "It's a whole new transformation!"

"I am not small." Optimus started and Megatron squinted and walked towards him.

"You are!" He started.

"You can not see." Optimus noted.

"Well, I can feel." He stated and put his servo on his helm, "You're shorter than me again." He noted.

"What!" Optimus started and squinted at him. "No!" He exclaimed and slapped Meg's servo of his helm.

I walked up to him, "Yea, you're shorter and not as chunky!" I started.

"Like before the forge repaired him!" Smokescreen started.

"Ohhhh, so cute!" I started and Optimus shot me a glare, but he couldn't see so he ended up glaring at Alpha Trion. "Lemme take him." I started and took his arm.

"Ep!" Optimus started.

"Chill, I'm not gonna lead you off the Nemesis. Aw, you can't fly anymore." I started.

"No jetpack?" Optimus asked, a little sad as Knockout inspected their optics.

"Yea, it's a shame you can't see the sparks flying out." I said.

"Hmpf, my chassis hurts." Optimus yammered.

"So I've heard." Megatron grumbled.

"At least I did not step on you." He grumbled back, "Where are we?" He asked.

"Shockwave's science fair project." I said, "Want to get some energon?" I asked.

"I can not see." He started as I started leading him.

"So I'll feed you?" I asked.

"No- Should we not go to the medbay?" Optimus asked and Soundwave led Megatron and the rest partied. Except Alpha Trion, Ratchet and Egg, they followed.

"But you can't SEE a doctor." I started.

"That's where we're going." Knockout said and Optimus stumbled. "Wait a minute- that looks like fun!" He started and ran back to join a conga line or something.

"You're so cute like this-"

"I am not cute." Optimus grumbled and squinted. Egg let out some squawks, "I am not!"

"Yea, you're not." I started, "You're adorable-"

"I am not-"

"An idiot then." Megatron piped up.

Optimus huffed, realizing he was fighting a losing battle. "At least you can still understand what Egg is saying." I grumbled as she squawked.

"I wish I could not."

"I can disable the translator." Ratchet started.

Egg let out a squawk of protest. "I will think about it." Optimus mumbled and tripped.

"Such a derp." Megatron grumbled and squinted.

"Stop bullying my future Conjunx!" I snapped.

"He's not your future Conjunx." Megatron argued.

"What then?"

"Future Ex at most." He grumbled and I slapped him. "Ep!" He started and tried to slap me back but you can only do so much when you're blinded.

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