It appears that I might've died again... is it starvation this time? Or did I got eaten by a youkai? Once again I don't feel like I'm dead. Damn it! I don't know what's dying any more!!
??*muffled*: "Y-Y-Y-Yuyuko-sama, what are you trying to do!?"
??*muffled*: "Feeding him"
??*muffled*: "That's not what I mean't!! Why is your face so close to him!?"
??*muffled*: "Feeding him?"
??*muffled*: "Adding a question mark doesn't help!"
??*muffled*: "But Youmu~, how am I suppose to feed him when he's out?"
??*muffled*: "C-can't we just wait for him to wake up? A-also! Yuyuko-sama what's with your get up!?"
??*muffled*: "But it's hot~ I'm sweating here y'know"
??*muffled*: "B-but please refrain from showing your skin this much! E-Especially in front of a man!"
??*muffled*: "I don't see the problem though... well if Youmu wants to feed him, then I have no objection to switch~"
??*muffled*: "I-I don't want to!"
??*muffled*: "If you say I can't feed him while he's asleep, then can you at least wake him up?"
??*muffled*: "F-fine... *rustle*"
??*muffled*: "Oh my, Youmu you're quite barbaric aren't you"
??*muffled*: "I can't think of another way! Ugh... here I go!"
*SWORD HILT SLAM*
Senchi: "PWAH!!"
After getting sword hilt slammed in the stomach, consciousness immediately comes back to me. My entire upper body lunges forward to a sitting position, but then my head runs into something in the way...
*BOING*
??: "Ara"
An immensely soft feeling hits my face, like diving into a pair of pillows...
??: "G-G-G-GET OFF OF YUYUKO-SAMA!!"
*SWORD SHEATH SLAM*
Senchi: "HMM!!"
??: "Ahh~"
The sheath hits the back of my head which doesn't improve the situation at all, not only I lost my consciousness again, but my face is now being hammered deeper into the soft melons...
??*muffled*: "Ahn~ D-don't be so rough~ Aah~"
??*muffled*: "I said get off of her damn it!!"
*SWORD HILT SLAM*
??*muffled*: "Iiyah~ Ahh~ the breathing... tickles... ahn~"
I lost count of how many times I got hit in the head, but I think at one point the girl with the sword finally stopped and processed of what she's been doing and actually pulled me out of pillow heaven before hitting me again.
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Part Timing in Gensokyo
FanfictionSenchi, a normal high school boy who earned the nickname of the 'ultimate part timer'. He's taken up every single part time jobs in the area. Despite the schedule is packed full, he still manages to perform all of the jobs flawlessly, from babysitti...
