Crimson Flower: YunYun x Megumin x Male Reader

That time I almost got killed by a slime

[A/N: I feel like I should explain the completely lack of chapter schedule. I believe I have said this before, but when I started writing this, I did so purely as a way to relive some stress from college, and as a way to relax. I just decided to drop the chapters here because, hey, maybe someone will read them.

The last thing I want is to turn this into a chore of sorts. So I only write when I truly feel like it and have the free time, which is another way to say Friday and Saturday at 3am.

But who cares about that anyway, as always hope you enjoy this one.]

(I do not own Konosuba or any of the pictures here)

"Hk-!"

My arms hung open as I gasped for air.

"Out of my way, Y/N."

I remained still, having been punched by Aqua in the stomach

"I don't... Why are you shielding her!?" she yelled clenching her fist in the air

Aqua's punch wasn't very strong, but it hit me right in the guts

Furthermore, it was charged in holy magic

"Aqua-Sama, please wait"

If it had hit Wiz, she would have been blown to ashes

Wiz- who was talking to a mysterious man near the water- stepped up from behind me

"I knew you were evil! From the first time, I saw you in that cemetery!" Aqua seemed blinded by rage "You feared the power of the Axis cult and sought to destroy my devotees!"

What she said actually made some sense. It was Vanir who insisted that Wiz accompanied us in the first place. And Aqua was always endangering those two. A goddess's power is only as strong as their believers. So by damaging the city, they would get rid of their biggest threat

It all made too much sense

"What is this? Y/N if she is controlling you somehow I swear-"

"I am sorry Aqua. But please, let's just listen to her first, alright? There is no way Wiz who spent a lot of time near us had the opportunity to poison the hot springs!"

While Aqua calmed down, the others caught up to us

"Everyone, please listen to me! I had nothing to do-"

"What happened Wiz? Knew you couldn't attack me so you summoned these adventurers with you?"

We all looked behind Wiz, towards a man kneeling near the hot spring source, who spoke harshly interrupting her