PART FOUR^2: In a Nutshell (Part Two)

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"...Family Guy!" Lou said with excitement.

"Why the long pause?" Brian asked.

"That took literally five minutes!" Uraraka said, shaken.

Miriam laughed. "Lou, you good?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT, LET'S-A GO."

*Setting intro thing: Griffin house*

Joe: Hey, Peter, check this out, I'm freaking handicapped.

"Oh, hey, it's Joe!" Peter said.

Peter: (Peter laugh) That's pretty funny. It's like the time I went to Zimbabwe with the Irate Gamer...

"Wait, I went to Zimbabwe with the Irate Gamer?" Peter asked.

*cutaway*

Peter: Wow, here we are in Zimbabwe, Irate Gamer.

Irate Gamer: This place sucks! I would rather have a porcupine up my ass than play this anymore.

"Boom. Roasted," Sero said.

"Big oof," from Kaminari.

Aizawa merely sighed at his children.

*cut back*

Lois: Peter, look! I've discovered a talent I have that's never been alluded to or referenced before in a previous episode!

Lois furrowed her brows. "Y'know, Peter, that seems to happen suspiciously often in our lives."

Peter thought about it for a second. "Hmm... you're right."

"Yeah," Meg said. "I wonder why..."

Peter: Yeah, that's pretty cool, Lois. We should base an entire story around that!

Joe: Guys, look, I'm still handicapped, d-do you see you guys gUYS LOOK I'M FREAKING HANDICAPPED OVER HERE—

"Joe, chill," Chris said.

Brian cringed a little. "Yeah, jeez."

"Is this guy okay?" Priya asked blankly.

"Eh," was Peter's answer.

*cut to the Clam*

Lois: Wow, my new talent of... making spoons is doing very well! Just like the time I was in the band AJJ!

"I was in the band AJJ?" Lois asked.

*cutaway*

Lois: Holy crap, I'm in the band AJJ!

"What? No," Kaminari said, copying Lou from the last chapter.

"Not like the rest of the band is surrounding you or anything," Kirishima added.

*cut back*

Peter: Lois, I'm making my own spoons now. They have holes in the bottom, so when you have cereal, it gets rid of all the milk. (Peter laugh)

"BUT THE MILK IS THE BEST PART OF CEREAL!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"Absolute blasphemy, spoons like that," Lou agreed.

"You're both fucking insane," Bakugo argued.

"Well," Deku spoke up, "I personally like cereal with milk, so –"

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