Y/N Being Y/N - Lena and Nat

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"Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?" I asked Nat and Lena, hoping to lighten the mood after the difficult mission.

"Not right now hun,"Nat said gently and calmly as her and Lena continued to concentrate on flying the jet.

"I only like dark humour." Lena added.

I reached over to the light panel and turned off all the lights. I grinned mischievously as I got ready to tell my joke.

"Y/N/N what are you doing?" Nat asked gently but I could tell she was getting more and more annoyed at my childlike behaviour.

"Ok, what do you call a fake noodle?" Nat scoffed and rolled her eyes, knowing what was coming. "An impasta!" I laughed.

Yelena turned around and glared at me while Nat began muttering things under her breath.

"You love her, for some reason. Don't kick her off the plane. Don't kick her off the plane!" Nat murmured.

"Nat, why do you put up with her?" Lena asked as she continued to fly the jet.

"Honestly, I don't know!"

"Excuse me! It's because I'm cute!" I shouted loudly.

"Nat? Can I knock her out now?" Both Widows stared at me with a devilish smirk. Nat slowly nodded.

I ran to the end of the jet. "Ok! Ok! I'll shut up!" I screamed.

"Good!"

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