Avengers One-Shots

Angry Russian - Natasha

She had been yelling for twenty-three minutes in Russian.

I didn't understand a word and she knew that so why did she just continue to lecture me in her native language.

I just sat on the sofa, staring at the wall, letting my thoughts bounce from one to the next.

There was nothing I could say to shut her up so I'd just let her get it out of her system.

All I did was glue all the belongings in her room to the ceiling after she filmed me sleep talking and shared it to every single Avenger.
She deserved it!

Bucky and Yelena walked in, clearly drawn by the screaming and that they could actually understand.

"Hey Buck. Can you translate?" I smirked.

Natasha, furious at my attempt to shut her up, just got louder.

"Someone tell me what she's saying!" I begged the pair as more of the Avengers walked in and everyone was stifling their laughter.

"What the fuck is she saying?" I was holding back my own laughter as everyone erupted in chuckles and giggles.

Natasha, whom was seething with rage by this point, began swearing in both English and Russian.

"Dude, I don't speak vodka!" I laughed as I continue making jokes.

Finally, Natasha stormed out of the room.

I knew I was fucked and she'd absolutely ruin me later tonight, but I didn't care.

I just followed around Yelena, Wanda and Bucky and pined and begged for them to teach me Russian.

After a while, I just downloaded Duolingo!