cingulomania ~ markhyuck

twentyeight

mark: good morning donghyuck!!!

donghyuck: zzzzzzz z z z z still asleep zzz

donghyuck: my head KILLS

mark: did you drink last night

donghyuck: yeah 😭 we all did

donghyuck: except chenle?? i think

donghyuck: there's someone in bed w me rn

donghyuck: idk WHO it is

donghyuck: hoping it isnt yangyang i dont wanna deal with his bs with a hangover

mark: WHAT??? why is there someone in ur bed 😭

mark: and why did u drink?!?! dont yangyang and ten have a cb to practice for

donghyuck: yeah their issue not mine

donghyuck: if i get up i swear i'll vomit over whoever is DIGGING THEIR LEG INTO MY BACK RN

mark: pls 😭

donghyuck: i hate alcohol im gonna djakowrijg

mark: do u have water

donghyuck: why would i have water mark

donghyuck: wait

donghyuck: oh my god there's water on the nightstand holy shit my saviour

mark: crying this is my morning entertainment i love it

mark: take painkillers too

donghyuck: ok dad

mark: figured out who's in bed with you yet?

donghyuck: no

donghyuck: but im still at dream's btw

donghyuck: and if i look to my left, renjun is in bed with IM ASSUMING and HOPING YANGYANG

donghyuck: so neither of them

donghyuck: chenle didnt drink and jisung only drunk a little bit because chenle stopped him LOL

donghyuck: jaemin and jeno?? could be them? but they're all big and muscly and this guy feels twink sized

mark: donghyuck

mark: is ten in bed with you 😭

donghyuck: OHHH MY GOD it's ten i forgot he was here

donghyuck: im gonna kick him out

donghyuck: he's got some bony ass feet i can tell you that

donghyuck: ffs

mark: im actually gonna piss myself

mark: this is so funny

donghyuck: SHUT UP

mark: hehe

mark: i'll tell johnny

donghyuck: stop 😭

donghyuck: ugh my mouth tastes like pure fucking vodka mark i wanna die