Steven: I am gonna buy myself a home!
Brandon: How?
Steven: I am gonna look around to see if there are any houses for sale.
Mary: Do you have any money to buy a home?
Steven: Yes.
Mary: How much?
Steven: 35 bucks.
Mary: That's not nearly enough to buy a house, you idiot!
Steven: I'm tired of living with Ken!
Ken: You ain't going nowhere, buster! Now, get ready for work!
Steven: *sighs and gets his 5 Guys uniform on and his non slippery shoes*
This story was written on Sunday, February 5th, 2023.
A/N Steven, you got a lot to learn about buying a home! 😑 Its expensive! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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