Girl: Lets ignore someone!
Me: No!
Girl: Want some hoppy hoppy toast toast? Ketchup on the toast toaster?
Iris: The heck?
Girl: Burpies! Owie! Burpies! Owie!
Me: Okay, that's enough! *whacks the girl with a cartoon mallet*
Girl: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her and her tongue sticking out*
Shayla: No!!! You whacked her! You whacked her! You whacked her! You whacked her!
Iris: Not you too!
Shayla: You whacked her! You whacked her!
Me: *whacks Shayla with the cartoon mallet*
Shayla: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*
Iris: *opens up the steam box* In they go! *lifts the girl and puts her in there, and lifts Shayla and puts her in there, slams the steam box shut, and locks it* There!
Kyle: Weirdoes!
This story was written on Saturday, February 18th, 2023.
A/N People are weird in the fictional realm, unfortunately! The steam box is now available at Steam Depot! 😂😂😂😂 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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