Me: *uses my magic wand to make a dead lady appear out of nowhere*
Dead Lady: *appears with blonde hair, plump red lips, white shirt, light blue jeans, and is barefoot*
Me: *opens her eyelids, revealing her chocolate milk eyes*
Weasel84: Holy cheesecake! Who was this babe?
Me: She's just a dead chick, that materialized out of nowhere.
Weasel84: For a dead blonde chick, she's smoking hot! You should date her!
Me: How? She's dead!
Weasel84: *laughs all crazy, and turns into a shiny brown casket with flowers on it*
Me: Whoa! *opens the casket, and puts the dead blonde chick in it, and closes it* Gotta get a shovel! Here we go! *takes the casket and shovel outside, walks into a graveyard, starts digging a grave, loads the casket in it, and buries the dead blonde chick* RIP, babe! *walks to Wendy's*
This story was written on Thursday, February 16th, 2023.
A/N This dead woman just appeared out of no where! She didn't have a family, friends, and was never a child! Stranger things have happened, folks! 👀 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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