Me: *eating pizza*
Cop: *staring down at me with a suspicious look*
Me: Can I help you?
Cop: Why do you have so many friends? *suspicious look*
Me: Cause, I just do?
Cop: You know having friends is illegal right? *suspicious look*
Me: That's not true!
Cop: I'm gonna have to take you in! Time to get in the paddywagon!
Me: *grabs the cop's lips*
Cop: Hey, let go of my lips!!! *his lips being pulled by me*
Me: *lets go of them* Time to go bye bye! *uses the pen to suck the cop in*
Cop: *getting sucked into the pen* Nooooooooo!
Me: And, that's all she wrote! *finishes eating my pizza*
This story was written on Saturday, February 11th, 2023.
A/N That cop is a total weirdo! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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