✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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Lilly: hey, guys... look out ur window

Emily: why what have you done 😰😰

Lilly: nothing just look out of it

Spencer: I think Lilly's referring to the five inches of snow on the ground

Penelope: snow day!! 🌨🌨🌨⛄️⛄️⛄️ :DD

JJ: this is going to be fun 🤭

Hotch: you still have to come to work

Derek: dammit

Penelope: :((

Emily: there better be a team snowball fight or ill riot

Lilly: i want to violently sob so bad rn

Penelope: no honey munchkin 😕 what's wrong?

Emily: who do I need to brutally kill 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🙂🙂🙂🙂

Spencer: that's not a good idea, Emily, you could get charged with first degree murder.

Spencer: What's worng Lilly? Do you need me to pick you up or anything?

Hotch: Williams? Are you okay?

Lilly: im fine I just fucking despise snow

Lilly: [replying to: what's wrong Lilly? Do you need me to pick you up or anything?] maybe a hot chocolate if you could get me one pls? ☺️

Lilly: but only if ur already going that way dont make urself late bc of me

Derek: lillyxreid

Lilly: or how abt.......... no 😄😄😘😘

Derek: or how about.......... denial is a river in Egypt 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Spencer: [replying to: lillyxreid] I have no idea what this means.

Lilly: see he has no idea what your going on abt meaning he obvoiusly doesnt consent to this so maybe u should stop 🤗🥰

Derek: you clearly dont consent to this so............

Derek: also its spelt obviously not obvoiusly :D

Lilly: so............ u shld stop

Lilly: and go fuck urself

Spencer: I'm confused

Emily: basically reid morgan is saying lilly have a MASSIVE crush on u and wants to screw u but she cant keep her feeling hidden enough for everyone to not pick up on it so hes calling her out on it

Emily: ur name is in there because its obvious you want to do the same but dont know it 😇😇

Derek: PRENTISS I--

Lilly: NO NO TF I DONT EMILY PRENTISS WHAT DRUGS R U ON????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spencer: I don't have a crush on Lilly. She's like a sister to me :(

JJ: I love how the conversation went from having to come into work to Lilly hating snow to how everyone thinks Lilly and Spence have crushes on each other in the span of 10 mins

Hotch: [replying to: I love how the conversation went from having to come into work to Lilly hating snow to how everyone thinks Lilly and Spence have crushes on each other in the span of 10 mins] speaking of which, where is everyone?

Penelope: I'm here, sir ^_^

Emily: im getting coffee

Derek: im five mins away

Spencer: [teplying to: im getting coffee] me too! :D

JJ: I'm here

Lilly: im in the lobby

Hotch: Williams why are you in the lobby?

Lilly: bc its warm down here and itll be cold up there

Spencer: Actually, if it's warm down in the lobby, then the heat would increase as you got to the sixth floor because heat rises, meaning that the bullpen would be warmer than the lobby. Plus, the hot chocolate I brought for you should warm you up too :)

Lilly: awww spencie 🥺🥺🥺 i told u not to if itd make you late

*Derek is typing*

Lilly: morgan i swear to fuck if you dare say it 🍆✂✂✂✂✂✂

JJ: holy good fuck lilly 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Emily: #leid 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

JJ: #LEID (this is what u get for shipping me with Em)

Derek: LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID LEID

Lilly: 🏃‍♀️💨

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Spencer: I don't get what those emojis mean

JJ: i think they're supposed to be Lilly running to a bridge and jumping off it??

Lilly: it does u r correct 👍

Hotch: Williams please come to my office

Lilly: why

Lilly: WAIT NO

Lilly: PLS NO HOTCH IT WAS A JOKE

Hotch: then you can explain it to me in my office

Lilly: FUCK YOU EMILY PRENTISS THIS IS ALL UR FUCKING FAULT