✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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||🏳️‍🌈 fruity motherfuckers 💅🏳️‍🌈 (and Hotch + Rossi 🙄)||

Derek: GUYS GUYS GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!! ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!

Emily: what u talking about

Penelope: what's happening choco thunder?? 🫶🫶🫶

Derek: I JUST SAW PRETTY BOY AND LILLY KISSING!!!!!!!!!

JJ: YESS!!! Finally!!!

Emily: took those fruitcups long enough 🙄🤚🏻

Penelope: AAAAAAAAAHH LEID IS HAPPENING!!!! IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Rossi: congratulations! Party at my house 8pm.

Emily: YEEEEEEESH

Emily:

Lilly: trust Derek fucking Morgan to fuck up your secret relationship 🙄🙄🙄

Spencer: so.... We don't have to pretend anymore?

Lilly: no hun

Spencer: yay! 😃

Penelope: AWWWWWH ITS TO CUTEEE

Hotch: I hope it goes well for you two, don't let it affect your work. I expect it won't.

Emily: Hotch being a supportive father? Get it ig

Lilly: still locked in my hypothetical room and refusing to come out 😒😤

Hotch: Williams really?

Lilly: yes. *blasts heavy metal as loud as my speakers will let me* 😤😤😤😤😤

JJ: do we "shout" as if we can't hear each other otherwise?

Emily: WHAT??

JJ: I SAID SHES TAKING HER ROLE SERIOUSLY

Derek: WHATS THE POINT OF HAVING A ROLE IF IR NOT GOING TO PLAY IT TO PERFECTION 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵👹👹👹👹👹👹👹😈😈😈😈😈🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Emily: SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH UR MR CLEAN ASS LOOKING FOREHEAD

Derek: AYE U SHUT UR MOUTH UP WITH UR CROOKED ASS BANGS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Emily: JEALOUS I ACTUALLY HAVE HAIR??

JJ: CHILDREN PLEASE. 

Rossi: all of you stop please?

Emily: sorry

Derek: yeah what she said

Rossi: Lilly, why have you hypothetically locked yourself on your room and blasting heavy metal?

Lilly: because Hotch won't let spencie help with my reports 😢😤

Hotch: because that just consists of Reid doing all of your work, on top of his, and you doing nothing.

Lilly: I— what can I say, exploitation begins at home 🤷‍♀️

Emily: LILLY 💀💀💀

Spencer: oh.

Lilly: NO WAIT NOT LIKE THAT I PROMISE IM NOT ACC EXPLOITING U!!

Spencer: okay!! If it's a joke then carry on :D

Derek: PUSSY WHIPPED 🤓🫵🏾

Lilly: say that again and I will throw you out the fucking window 🙂

Hotch: Williams.

Lilly: *tries to turn up music louder*

Hotch: okay, if Reid can help you, and that means not doing it on his own, will you come out of your hypothetical room?

Lilly: yes 😍

Hotch: okay, fine. But he only helps you. If I find out you've made him do it all, you'll be on desk duty for two weeks understood?

Lilly: yes. Tyyyyyy <33333333

Emily: the way she flew to his desk 😭😭😭😭 if anyones whipped it's her

Lilly: do me a favour?

Emily: I'm scared but I'll bite

Lilly: run into traffic for me 😍🥰😘