✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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Penelope: Lilly's back!!!

JJ: does that mean.....

Spencer: yeah :(

Penelope: oh pudding pop im so sorry this happened ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Emily: my previous offer to ☠️ Strauss still stands 🤷🏻‍♀️

Rossi: let's not go around threatening to kill our boss, kiddo

Penelope: should I add Lilly back in?

Derek: wouldn't that just make it awkward?

JJ: she still needs to be here doesn't she? We don't just use this thing to fuck around

Derek: ahem..... 😅😅😅🤨🤨 where u getting that info from JJ?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Emily: babes what chat u been reading that's all we do here 🤚🏻😭😭😭😭

Spencer: 90% of this group chat's use is you, Emily, Morgan, and lils making jokes the rest of us don't understand. :) 👾

JJ: ....... We mostly use this thing to fuck around but Hotch uses this to tell us about cases and stuff so........

Hotch: Garcia, add her back but if she leaves again, then leave her alone. And, ALL of you, don't mention the Strauss thing, understood?

Penelope: yes, sir 🫡🫡

[- added Lilly]

Lilly: hi <3

Emily: r u ok?

JJ: well there goes that 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄

Hotch: Prentiss, what did I say not even two minutes ago?

Emily: WHAT?! I'm asking her if she's ok! This that not allowed?

Lilly: is what not allowed? I'm relatively ok given the circumstances btw 😌

Penelope: he told us not to talk about the whole Strauss thing (sorry, Hotch) ❤️❤️❤️

Derek: babygirl, you need to learn to keep a secret 😭😭😭😭😭

Lilly: no its fine idc 🤷‍♀️

Emily: so can i burn down her house :) 🔥🔥

Spencer: that's illegal

Lilly: i cant tell u what to do

Emily: im not hearing a no in either of those sentences 😏😏🙂

JJ: ur hearing a no in this sentence 😁

Rossi: why are you threatening to commit arson, Emily?

Emily: because strauss is a two faced conniving little bitch who hurt my friends and deserves to be put down like the dog she is xx✌🏻

Lilly: go bad bitch <3 🤩🤩

Spencer: I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't want you to get in trouble :( 👾👾