✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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JJ: guys I think spence and Lilly are having their first fight.... 😶

Derek: ooo what's happening??

Penelope: spill the tea jayje

JJ: Lilly's writing something on the whiteboard and Spence is telling her to stop it and trying to rub it out. 🫢😶🫢😶

Derek: what's she writing?

JJ: hold on

JJ: now I understand why spence was trying to rub it out 😆

Derek: why

Penelope: tell us!!

Emily: at a red light why they fighting wifey??

JJ: shes drawing... well, the first thing a juvenile teenager would think to draw

Emily: SHES DRAWING BOOBIES 🍒👁👅👁

JJ: yeah as well as an outline of Florida and writing "satans asshole!!" next to it

Emily: well this place certainly feels like satans asshole 😒

Spencer: Hotch tell Lilly to stop drawing human genitals on the whiteboard

Lilly: omg REALLY?? REALLY?! U asshole 😡😒

Lilly: [replying to: SHES DRAWING BOOBIES 🍒👁👅👁] umm... wtf 🤠🤚

Spencer: it's not funny or helpful or productive and we have four murders to solve

Emily: Reid wat u talking abt? It's hilarious! Lilly draw an ass 🍑

Lilly: okay!!

JJ: I'm.... Children. Children, I'm babysitting children. 😔😑🙇🏼‍♀️

Spencer: somebody actually tell her to stop she isn't helping at all.

Morgan: she's helping my serotonin levels 🤷🏾‍♂️

Rossi: kiddo this is funny, but it's pretty juvenile for an FBI agent.

Lilly: dude there's nothing for me to do here 🥱🥱

Morgan: u could do pretty boy 😏😫😫

Lilly: Derek..... what the fuck—

JJ: lils really?

Lilly: what?

JJ: "be gay, commit arson🔥"? Is that something u want to be writing as an FBI agent?

Emily: I agree

Lilly: thank you 😌🤞

Lilly: and it's a joke

Spencer: not a very funny one

Lilly: thank you for your input no one asked for I will not be taking it on board 👍

Emily: Lilly 💀🤚🏻

Hotch: Williams, that isn't appropriate.

Rossi: Aaron, you're laughing.

Morgan: YO BOSSMAN 😧😧😧

Lilly: WE ACTUALLY BROKE HONDA CIVIC

Emily: HONDA CIVIC 😭😭😭😭

Hotch: excuse me?

Lilly: so we haven't broken u to the point of nicknames yet got it 👍

JJ: that was quite creative tho 😌🤭

Morgan: when she can make up creative nicknames for u on the spot>>>>>>>>

Emily: how long have u been holding onto that one for??

Lilly: what?? 🤨🤨

Emily: come on I mean it's clever but it's not that clever so what a week?

Lilly: ........ a month 😶😶‍🌫️🫥

Penelope: you've kept that in ur brain for a month? I can barely remember what I eat for breakfast 😧😧

Lilly: oh no 🥲

Spencer: THIS IS WHY I TOLD U TO STOP DOING THAT!!

Lilly: THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST WALK IN!

Spencer: ITS THEIR POLICE STATION WHY WOULDNT THEY JUST IN??

Rossi: kiddos what's going on?

Emily: do I need to hit someone again? I'll do it these hands rates E for Everyone 👊🏻💥👊🏻💥👊🏻💥👊🏻💥👊🏻💥

Hotch: Prentiss, don't assault the police officers again

JJ: I've never been more embarrassed in my life

JJ: if anyone needs me I'm burying my head in the dirt

Lilly: a cop walked in, looks at my whiteboard masterpiece and looked at all of us as if he didn't know whether to arrest us or lock us up in a mental institution 🥲🥲

Hotch: I have to talk to him, don't I?

Spencer: I could strangle u rn Lilly

Lilly: rlly can't wait until later for that can u super boy 😏😏

Derek: AYO LILLY HAS A CHOKING KINK CONFIRMED 😱😱😱😱

Lilly: it's not me iykwim 😏

JJ: omg he's red as a tomato

Spencer: SHUT UP JJ

Hotch: and you two aren't allowed to room together on cases anymore.

Emily: wait reid i though u were asexual????

Spencer: asexual isn't just no sex, it's a spectrum :D

Emily: ahh okay

Emily: btw who's the cop who have my milf second-hand embarrassment? Asking for a friend 🤗🤗